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And what am I actually supposed to do about it? Go to a doctor? That’s not how this works!

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Items with haste or reduced cooldowns can help.

Look for consumables with the “amphetamine” postfix, though be aware that sometimes items have unique names that might hide the specific pre- and postfix enchantments.

Also, some consumables in the “psychedelic” category can help, but it’s very dependent on the individual and the circumstances surrounding the period of time you have the buff active. You might figure out how to improve those cooldowns, you might decide it’s time to pick a whole new character class, or many other options that are pretty much just up to your subconscious.

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I initially read this as erectile dysfunction, and it’s soooo much funnier when you read it that way.

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I’ve been trying to talk to my doc about this for months, but everytime I’m there I just can’t. The words don’t come out of my mouth. And before I know it I’m back in the parking lot. It’s pretty ironic, actually.

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Gotta write it down, so you can read it off if you’re feeling overwhelmed.

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9 points

My ultimate is charging.

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The worst days where I have so much to do but I can’t focus feels like when I’m on the back foot in StarCraft but controlling all 3 races at the same time:

  • I can’t build here!
  • You must place that in a power field!
  • alien chittering noises
  • Your forces are under attack!
  • We need more minerals!
  • Spawn more overlords!
  • Your warriors have engaged the enemy!
  • I’m in deep!
  • Evolution complete.
  • beep! Waaaawaawaa.
  • That’s a negatory.
  • My life for Aiur!
  • Need something blown up?
  • You cannot warp at that location!
  • You must build that on creep!
  • Well butter my biscuit…
  • AUaaAgHhhhh!
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The fact that I could just hear like 3/4ths of these just by reading them made me lol. XD

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