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Fuck that guy

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He’s making the fossil fuel industry look bad

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I overlooked their decades of war, murder, and ecocide… but this… this is unforgivable!

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I heard he hangs his toilet rolls facing inside too.

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Absolutely the worst

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Damnit Stewart!

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This is like you know, a bit too real O___O

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If I point this out I get an army of angry tankies heading my way…

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I think we all should still do what we can as individuals, but there’s no sense shaming individuals as not doing enough when a a single company can does worse in a day than one family in a year.

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It is both. If every individual does a harmful practice, that is 8 billion individuals contributing to pollution. Hence why we should aim to mitigate on our side.

At the same time, you and I can mitigate our entire lives and still put out less than the corporations and other individuals who care less, but it still is contributing.

I don’t think we should be militant about it, just mindful. We should be militant towards corporate pollution, and mindful of our own consumption.

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Is blowing up an automobile factory good? Or is that too militant? How do I guage the correct degree of militantness? I don’t know how to make nitroglycerin… maybe I can snag some bourgeoisie’s heart meds and make a cursed stew out of it.

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Shame on that man, doesn’t he know it’s of vital importance to the environment to put recyclables in a separate dumpster that gets picked up by the same garbage truck before getting dumped in the same landfill? Being separated from the garbage for a few days is the only thing keeping climate change at bay!

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