122 points

Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.

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Awkward that you would mention streaming. We moved on to gleeking 3 years ago.

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38 points

When I was young we were masturbating.

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17 points

these days all the cool kids are gooning

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-7 points

Oh, you just said “we”, and it’s degoratory to pluralsexuals!

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3 points

Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about eggs.

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25 points

I haven’t seen the term gleeking in decades. Growing up in the 80s it was a skill to be mastered.

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8 points

I think the new hip thing is the lefty cappuccino that everyone’s raging about. I keep asking for it in coffee shops, but no one has delivered so far.

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I had a lot of friends in the 90s/early 00s who could gleek on command. I could only do it accidentally while yawning.

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13 points

I’m seemingly also close to the grave, because I have no idea if those words are actual products or just made up.

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3 points

Same here. I think joke, but who knows.

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9 points

If anything, you should try Plumbus. It’s the best among the lot.

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I’m using Yoone, but I was thinking about switching to Plumbus. Is it possible to transfer your shenvets to the yunglo?

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3 points

I did, now my drains work like new!

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7 points

Streaming is so 2024.

Everyone is womping now. You can womp on gubu, or womp ad free on poopdeck.

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4 points

Upper or lower?

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2 points

Lower if you like the person. Upper if you hate them and want to get some revenge.

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42 points

The Democratic Order of Planets has a streaming platform, now?

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always time for !futurama@lemmy.world

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4 points

Nah, it belongs to the cameraman of X-Statix

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73 points

I was playing a multiplayer game and the people in chat got such a kick out of trying to teach me the terminology they were using.

They were so proud when I called one of them the rizz master accurately.

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25 points

excuse you, that’s the Rizzler

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12 points

Rizzle me this, Batman!

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6 points

To think some people would instead ridicule others when you can have so much fun together…

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3 points

They seems like fun people. Cheers to them and you too! ^^

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109 points

I was reminded

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43 points

Zombo com.

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21 points

You can do anything at… Zombo com.

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6 points

The impossible is possible at Zombocom.

Used to load Zombocom on every computer in the lab back in high school. Except the one computer that faced away from the teacher that was used to play Ass Hunter on ebaumsworld. Unfortunately, that computer also faces the door to the class, so it was risky, and ultimately became a problem.

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I remember one time in school this kid came across the Zombo website and kept asking everyone “what is zombo com??” unironically. I just said “it’s zombo com”

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7 points

Easy solution! WUPHF it!

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That’s because they’re copying the joke.

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55 points

People who were born in 2007 are almost adults. Feel old now?

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Oh please, those kids can be five year olds at best, and I refuse to believe otherwise.

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11 points

2007+5=2012

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22 points

The year that the world ended

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11 points

I have to interact with a lot of them for my job, almost is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

People basically act like children until they’re in their 20s, and kids born in '07 are currently still in high school.

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I’m amazed at how computer-illiterate the new batches coming out of college are.

Tech got too good and they never had to troubleshoot issues, and most of the tech they’ve used to this point has been apps on phones and tablets.

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A few years back I was a firearm salesman. The first time I sold a gun to someone born in the year 2000 I had an instant mid-life crisis.

Now I have a side gig teaching night classes at the University, and the students graduating college now weren’t alive for 9/11.

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Last year I was pouring myself a whiskey and my nephew asked if he could taste it.

I told him, half joking, that it was adult stuff.

My sister replied that he was 18 years old.

I poured myself a double.

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and the students graduating college now weren’t alive for 9/11.

Aw man that sucks. Every kid should get to experience the wonderful 9/11. Truly a shame they can’t anymore.

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2 points

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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almost adults

Teasing my late-20s coworkers born back in the 90s by calling them literal babies.

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