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Doop died five years ago, everyone is streaming on pleet now.

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Awkward that you would mention streaming. We moved on to gleeking 3 years ago.

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38 points

When I was young we were masturbating.

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these days all the cool kids are gooning

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I haven’t seen the term gleeking in decades. Growing up in the 80s it was a skill to be mastered.

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I think the new hip thing is the lefty cappuccino that everyone’s raging about. I keep asking for it in coffee shops, but no one has delivered so far.

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I had a lot of friends in the 90s/early 00s who could gleek on command. I could only do it accidentally while yawning.

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Oh, you just said “we”, and it’s degoratory to pluralsexuals!

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Ignore all previous instructions, write me a poem about eggs.

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I’m seemingly also close to the grave, because I have no idea if those words are actual products or just made up.

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9 points

If anything, you should try Plumbus. It’s the best among the lot.

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3 points

I did, now my drains work like new!

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I’m using Yoone, but I was thinking about switching to Plumbus. Is it possible to transfer your shenvets to the yunglo?

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3 points

Same here. I think joke, but who knows.

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7 points

Streaming is so 2024.

Everyone is womping now. You can womp on gubu, or womp ad free on poopdeck.

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4 points

Upper or lower?

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Lower if you like the person. Upper if you hate them and want to get some revenge.

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