113 points

Fireball is a hell of a drug.

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Fireball: Not even once.

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You’re talking mad shit for someone in Fireball range

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15 points

Have you ever seen someone’s brain after prolonged Fireball exposure? Keep that nasty shit away from me!

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I toyed with allowing my players to use the fireball by volume incorrect rule (as it’s not all that well defined in the 3.5 ed we play)

It is as dangerous to the caster as the enemies, especially in a group that neglects to check the ceiling height of dungeons

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79 points

I like to do this for my veteran players too, after filling the room with explosive gas of course

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68 points

And priceless artifacts… All made solely of wood and straw.

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33 points

Worth it.

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Lol. I can’t recall if I’ve ever had to actually award the bonus treasure from this setup.

The most memorable case was a crit 20 on an investigate roll, well after the aftermath of the fireball.

And even then, the party member who figured it out just shrugged and said “worth it”.

The party at least got to cash in the ruined scraps for a little extra cash, as a reward for the bothering to make an investigate roll.

Baby steps. Haha.

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53 points

That fish is horrifying

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68 points

But he’s so happy.

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16 points

Danger puppy

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23 points

Danger guppy

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I like da fishy

His name is now Leonardo da fishy.

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16 points

It’s a good fish, bront.

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22 points

Cleric, interrupting: I CAST SHATTER!!!

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You keep doing that to older DnD players too, except you drop hints that the enemies are in a cult that has been giving them power and when the wizard does fireball them, the wizard gets hit by a dozen hellish rebukes from all the young warlocks they just hit.

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18 points

… That’s the most evil thing I’ve ever seen

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8 points

Does hellish rebuke activate after though? Cause if the caster is likely to be killed I would take that bet

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It does, but giving a warlock enough dex (which considering they dont get heavy armor prof is reasonable) to pass a dex save occasionally and like 18 hp is all you would need for this to be a major issue.

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Yeah it would have to be low level warlocks I bet

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But then you also give them terrain that would allow a clever wizard to position themself such that they can see the epicenter of the fireball without having line of sight to the targets themselves

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3 points

Honestly, if they caught the hint, understood what it meant, and took action, that would be a miracle and would totally be worth some cheese.

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