To the spiders in my house: yes I want you to build webs and catch critters. Yes, you can use my house. But like, can you not put it in places I typically walk? Please? I don’t want to destroy your houses but I literally can’t see them.

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Real. I’ll let spiders live if they just stay out of my space

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You just gotta sit down and lay out some boundaries and explain what will happen if they breach those boundaries, I’ve got a long running civil agreement with the spiders in my house, haven’t had to forcibly evict one in a very long time.

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were-humans? Is that like wolves that turn human on a full moon?

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That’s a wolfwere

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I guess etymologically it would just mean man-human. So it technically works

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So what would you call the thing I described?

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A wolf with sporadic depression?

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A manwolf?

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I’m taller than most people. I’m always getting a facefull of spider webs. I love spiders, though. Anything that eats mosquitoes gets a pass to mildly inconvenience me now and again.

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Those single strands are to keep the web up. Kind of a big deal to spiderbro.

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This’ll of course depend on the species, but usually the super long ones that people walk in to are the strands they use to get to a spot of their own after hatching. Many spiders just sort of yeet themselves to the wind after they hatch, attached with just that one single strand – that way all the hatchlings don’t just build their webs in the same spot. A huge percentage of them don’t make it, but that’s the r reproductive strategy for you

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Many spiders just sort of yeet themselves to the wind after they hatch, attached with just that one single strand

I, too, have watched Charlotte’s Web

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I, on the other hand, had no idea what that is. Apparently one of the filmatisations of the American children’s book by the same name?

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That’s what I like a bit less about being the first hiker to walk the trail in the morning.

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Carry a 3 foot stick, and wave it up and down in front of you. That’s what I have to do on this trail I hike that doesn’t get many hikers on it. I’m pretty sure I’m the only person that hikes it, and there are golden orb weavers everywhere.

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Yeah, I usually start hoping I won’t need it but after hitting a few sticky webs I grab a stick and start waving it in front of me. But then I don’t go low enough or do a bad job and catch a few more with my legs or my head. Sometimes I just kind of forget and start using it as a walking stick only to be reminded why I was carrying it in the first place.

It works, but its effectiveness varies.

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A few days ago I was trailblazing to another part of the trail and I walked face first into a huge web. I looked slightly to my left and there was an enormous spider an inch from my face. Thankfully they’re not dangerous, but it still gives me a low dose of the heebie-jeebies.

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This is the way. I just use my hiking stick.

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Then get up at a reasonable hour, you freaking psychopath, lol. Early birds are the worst.

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