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Indorsed

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9 points

What about outdorsed?

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That should also work, as long as you have the right sovcit coupons

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And stamps. Gotta have stamps and, like, a feather on a string.

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“We only got outdorsed plumbin’ rit now but maw says we can get indorsed plumbin if i drive inta town to print off this 1099a an giv to tha plumbers”

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32 points

Get the Wuzard to indorse it

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3 points

The wunderful wuzard of uz

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7 points

That’s quite the verbiage.

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106 points

Salesman: “This fucker is so much more than what I’m paid to deal with and the CFO is a prick.”

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26 points

I can’t beat that. Great take. First good out loud laugh of the day (it’s the weekend, I slept in, leave me alone).

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What an absolute chad. He even left the sovcit with the impression that he was a “nice salesman” while immediately getting rid of sovcit and making the scheme someone else’s problem. Probably went right onto his next sale and earned another commission in the time he saved by immediately disengaging. A true professional.

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7 points

CFO is paid salary and the sales droid works on commission.

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Yeah, but let’s be serious, the CFO of Carmax doesn’t take meetings with any individual customer. They weren’t referred. They were handled.

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74 points

yeah the balance due is $0.00 … after a 100% down payment 😅

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28 points

Right? “I want his car for free. So I gave them $60k and now I need some of that sweet voodoo magic to get it back”

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14 points

Also paid to have it registered and the extended warranty

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I didm’t even think to zoom in on the purchase order to see what was written lmao.

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2 points

The real wizurd is the salesman

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16 points

Yes

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The thinking is, as far as I know, there is a mutil million dollar secret back accout that the government has set up for citizens and they can acress it with some fancy words and bazinga ! new truck.

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Wait, did he already pay in full (with real money) for the car? I don’t get it.

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No. The SovCit told the salesman that their 1099 would pay it, and the salesman was like… “Ok, so, cash then?” And wrote up a bill of sale with 100% cash payment on it. This would normally show payments and financing info, but the SovCit I’m sure is insisting that their magic money will pay for everything. Since the SovCit has no idea what they are doing, and the salesman has no idea what the SovCit is talking about, the salesman just told them to go up a level to get this sorted out. You don’t make commissions on SovCit bullshit, so turn and burn, on to the next sale.

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It clearly states a down payment? They payed in full…?

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No, this is just the “offer” on file. The dealership is giving them the paper to say, “Yes, you are approved at these terms.” No money has exchanged hands yet.

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It’s not signed yet, so they haven’t paid for anything. The sales consultant believes they’re actually paying in ‘cash’ (which for these purposes could mean certified funds or a non-CarMax lender) and gave them the bill of sale to show them the amount needed.

Source: I work for CarMax, just not in Georgia.

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No, the bill of sale isn’t signed, it was just drafted. It’s not binding or anything. So he’s gonna send it to the CFO and the CFO is gonna be like “uh, okay…” and throw it in the recycling

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