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They’re calling the CFO a wizard while asking for magical incantations to put on their document to clear their debt

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The wuzard definitely indorsed this verbiage.

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English is not my first language, and I’m not sure whether “indorsed” is a spelling error or a weird archaic word supposed to magically make the debt go away.

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I’m not sure. The way they put it in quotations makes me wonder if it is some sovereign citizen “spell” like you said.

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Schroedinger’s verbiage.

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The wuzard does not indorce this!

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Aragorn: “You will indorse me!”

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25 points

Are they really buying a used car for $70k?

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No no, they’re getting a used car and paying for it from the secret trust fund the government set up for them, so they’re really not too worried about the ‘price’. See, you just present your indorced 1099a form with a piece of silver taped to it, and signed in red at 45 degrees along with the coupon from the purchase order stamped with your official ‘citizen of not here’ (or whatever it is today) stamp and it just works out. Obviously.

I actually feel uncomfortable having typed that out.

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It’s sad that we know how the pattern goes even when we’re not involved.

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33 points

These are SovCits. Making good decisions is really not their thing.

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11 points

I didn’t want to be the one to say it lol

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A lot of it is censored but it seems they were trying to get themselves a crew cab pick up. Again with the bad decisions.

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26 points

You just wanna say, “My guy, just steal it. It’s exactly as legal.”

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It’s honestly so frustrating.

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Remember, honesty has nothing to do with a SovCit.

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47 points

I really wanna know what the thought is behind the notion that they can just submit the right paperwork and simply not have to pay anything for a new car. How can they possibly think that’s how this works?

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The same way video game cheat codes work.

And I bet you there is a large Venn diagram overlap between SovCits and people who think we live in a simulation.

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They think they are “paying” for the car with a secret multimillion dollar bank account that every person has access to if they use the right “magic words.”

The problem with this magical thinking is that when they fail, they think they just need more magic words, so they get angrier and more dedicated to the process, generating more and more madness for themselves and others for consume.

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It’s the same thing as religious nuts thinking all they have to do is “pray more”.

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