106 points

Salesman: “This fucker is so much more than what I’m paid to deal with and the CFO is a prick.”

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26 points

I can’t beat that. Great take. First good out loud laugh of the day (it’s the weekend, I slept in, leave me alone).

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13 points

What an absolute chad. He even left the sovcit with the impression that he was a “nice salesman” while immediately getting rid of sovcit and making the scheme someone else’s problem. Probably went right onto his next sale and earned another commission in the time he saved by immediately disengaging. A true professional.

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7 points

CFO is paid salary and the sales droid works on commission.

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Yeah, but let’s be serious, the CFO of Carmax doesn’t take meetings with any individual customer. They weren’t referred. They were handled.

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74 points

yeah the balance due is $0.00 … after a 100% down payment 😅

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28 points

Right? “I want his car for free. So I gave them $60k and now I need some of that sweet voodoo magic to get it back”

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14 points

Also paid to have it registered and the extended warranty

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2 points

The real wizurd is the salesman

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1 point

I didm’t even think to zoom in on the purchase order to see what was written lmao.

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47 points

I really wanna know what the thought is behind the notion that they can just submit the right paperwork and simply not have to pay anything for a new car. How can they possibly think that’s how this works?

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They think they are “paying” for the car with a secret multimillion dollar bank account that every person has access to if they use the right “magic words.”

The problem with this magical thinking is that when they fail, they think they just need more magic words, so they get angrier and more dedicated to the process, generating more and more madness for themselves and others for consume.

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19 points

It’s the same thing as religious nuts thinking all they have to do is “pray more”.

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9 points

The same way video game cheat codes work.

And I bet you there is a large Venn diagram overlap between SovCits and people who think we live in a simulation.

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33 points

Indorsed

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32 points

Get the Wuzard to indorse it

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3 points

The wunderful wuzard of uz

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9 points

What about outdorsed?

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7 points

That should also work, as long as you have the right sovcit coupons

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4 points

And stamps. Gotta have stamps and, like, a feather on a string.

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2 points

“We only got outdorsed plumbin’ rit now but maw says we can get indorsed plumbin if i drive inta town to print off this 1099a an giv to tha plumbers”

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7 points

That’s quite the verbiage.

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27 points

The wuzard definitely indorsed this verbiage.

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9 points

The wuzard does not indorce this!

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3 points

Aragorn: “You will indorse me!”

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English is not my first language, and I’m not sure whether “indorsed” is a spelling error or a weird archaic word supposed to magically make the debt go away.

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3 points

I’m not sure. The way they put it in quotations makes me wonder if it is some sovereign citizen “spell” like you said.

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3 points

Schroedinger’s verbiage.

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