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Man I wish.

Getting everyone to agree on a date and time for D&D is harder than any encounter you could face in-game

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You have to lure them by asserting drink.

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Food is great too

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I’ve found that few people can resist the call of “New York Style Cheesecake Stuffed, Chocolate Covered, Graham Cracker Rolled, Strawberries.”

I have had friends say they put on a pound just reading the name, lol.

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It’s been over a year and there are still two people that haven’t finished their damn character sheets.

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When I was a lad, it was two words, the first with a question mark, the second with a full stop

Pint?

Pint.

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It is universal. A full conversation from when I was younger:

Øl?

Øl.

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What about the time dimension though? Oh silly me it’s if course right now.

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When I was younger (and it wasn’t about drinking but smoking):

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A question mark? You got laid off a question mark?

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I don’t see the connection?

I mean, the answer is actually yes (if I understand correctly that once a single question mark led to me being laid) , but I don’t understand how you come up with the question

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