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The best athlete sponsorship(sh.itjust.works)

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Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works
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GraniteM@lemmy.world
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TIL I’m a woman.

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dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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I need to remember this on my next date.

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Snowclone@lemmy.world
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Powerful Magicks… Don’t go talking to the Mage’s Guild about this.

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T156@lemmy.world
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Fascinating women with cheese may still be legal in CyrodiiI, but few will admit to it now that the Mage’s Guild has banned it.

Farewell.

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Delta_V@lemmy.world
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What news from the other provinces?

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vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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They banned me from using “ketamine ape” all cause it somehow got the emperor killed. I shall use “testicular torsion” and “mend butt crack” on them.

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Snowclone@lemmy.world
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Mend Buttcrack proves once again, Restoration is the strongest catagory of magicks known to mer and man.

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teft@lemmy.world
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How does one become sponsored by Big Parm? Just asking for personal reasons…

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BleatingZombie@lemmy.world
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“Big Parma” heh

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protist@mander.xyz
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Big Parma has the government in its pocket, just look at SCOTUS recently overturning the Chevre doctrine

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HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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And I’m pretty sure the government took away my Cheez Waffles from Food Lion…

They’re coming for our Gruyère next.

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GrabtharsHammer@lemmy.world
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Big Parma is responsible for the Fontina epidemic that is ravaging our rural communities.

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HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
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For real though, Fontina is some good shit on pizza. Not as the base cheese, just like an extra topping.

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Snowclone@lemmy.world
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Be Italian. Be bueatiful. Aquire fame through accomplishments your county takes pride in. Then probably go talk to the parm merchant-kings.

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NOT_RICK@lemmy.world
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Invent a Time Machine and start doing gymnastics at two years old by the looks of it

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Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world
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You go to Big Ched instead and ask them to sponser you

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can@sh.itjust.works
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…anyone else thinking of going down and getting a cheese wheel for yourself?

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BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de
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Yeah! Let’s go fuck that cheese!

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hperrin@lemmy.world
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That’s a gouda idea!

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FinishingDutch@lemmy.world
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Edam that’s a nice pun!

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general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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I once bought a 1 kg piece of parmesan

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Obi@sopuli.xyz
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Which is still just 1/30th of a wheel, imagine what you could’ve done with that! I once ate in a restaurant where they roll the pasta hot pasta in a full wheel with a little cup part cut out in the middle, delicious.

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No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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These photos feel so… gosh, what’s the right word … corny?

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crank0271@lemmy.world
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Cheesy!

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No_Eponym@lemmy.ca
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Naw, I donno, maybe nutty?

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Sphks@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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It looks like AI images. Perfect woman with a big smile and doing a strange thing.

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Windex007@lemmy.world
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It’s not AI. It’s real. She’s just Italian.

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teletext@reddthat.com
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AI = Artificial Italian?

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magic_lobster_party@kbin.run
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AI = Actual Italian

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robocall@lemmy.world
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The hands are too good for AI

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BinaryEnthusiast@lemmy.world
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You would be surprised how much better it’s gotten within a one year period

That and the fact that you can just regenerate the image until you get one with non shitty looking hands

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