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Hey look! It’s Dementia Don the racist rapist with 34 felonies that can’t complete a coherent sentence, and his weirdo side kick, couch fucker. You may better know him as the guy that talked shit about Dementia Don, referring to him as Hitler for one fine example.

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Don’t forget pedophile!

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Trump needs a legit supervillain name, so his side kick couch fucker doesn’t feel left out.

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12 points

Fanta Menace?

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10 points

Pageant Predator?

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8 points

He’s a villain, all right, just not a super one.

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and his weirdo side kick, couch fucker.

Oh you mean Mascara Shillbilly?

He loveseats.

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Lol, that’s great, I’m going to use it.

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LOL. At first, I was like “ugh, please don’t editorialize the post title” but then I clicked the link.

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biasbot rates it a HIGH credibility source too LOL

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Just goes to show you can be spicy and credible at the same time.

Also, I don’t think the headlines are typically factored into credibility ratings (I could be wrong on that, though). Otherwise, no media outlet would have a shred of it. I guess that’s just being realistic to the click-bait world we live in.

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Well no you wouldn’t have shreds of credibility after they get SLAMMED like that.

They’d have more bits, or chunks I think.

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78 points

A lot of people are saying they’re banging each other

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They definitely had a threesome with a couch.

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Are people still talking about JD Vance having sex with a couch? We need to put to bed the idea of JD Vance having sex with a couch. It’s not appropriate for people to think of Vice Presidential candidate JD Vance having sex with a couch. JD Vance has gone on record to deny that he has had bare skin contact with a couch within the last 5 years. It’s absurd that JD Vance was banned from a Cleveland area IKEA after making sweet, passionate love to a KIVIK Sofa Chaise.

Once again, there is no evidence of JD Vance having sex with a couch. You need to stop calling JD Vance a couchfucker.

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☝️ This, but unironically.

Because the bigger issue is the dolphin fetish!

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Look, I don’t know if JD Vance had sex with a couch. I don’t even know if JD Vance had sex with couch cushions. But yes, I’ve heard that JD Vance did not WRITE that he had sex with a couch in his book. I don’t know if JD Vance wrote he had sex with a couch somewhere else, though.

John Oliver called Vance’s staff to ask and they hung up on Oliver, which was reported as ‘not a “no”’, so I had been thinking, ‘ya know? maybe that JD Vance guy really is a couchfucker, who knows?’ But here you’re saying he’s denied it? Or partially denied it? Well I don’t know what to think now, but I guess it is safer to presume JD Vance having sex with a couch is probably more legend than fact. Certainly, JD Vance having sex with a couch isn’t something you’d want to discuss in polite society or political debate because we’ve no proof and a possible denial.

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I promise I’ll never say that jd vance violated a couch in a fit of reckless lust ever again.

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Don’t think of JD fucking couches. Put the thought of him banging a couch right out of your mind…

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Not just a couch, probably some weird sectional with a chaise on one side and maybe a recliner on the other meant for a more “cinematic” experience.

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They’re saying Vance was…

In it for the chaise.

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I heard he’s got a perfectly nice sectional at home but he likes to cruise Ikea for a bit of strange once in a while.

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A couch they named Ivanka

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I imagine it’s more like a threesome with a soggy pile of fabric, foam, and wood that used to be a perfectly innocent little piece of loveseat.

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Well they’re not denying it

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I’m saying it!

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One’s not a child or pornstar and the other isn’t a couch. Probably not happening.

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It’s ok if they are.

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They could probably get the all time most views of forever, if they live stream it.

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Minnesota Governor Tim Walz has been the foremost practitioner of the “call them weird” campaign strategy, but Harris has deployed it as well. It resonates with normal people, who just want to live their lives and keep the government out of their underwear and have Thanksgiving dinner without their weird uncle starting some weird fight about some weird Fox News talking head who is still obsessed about finishing fifth in a college swim meet many years ago.

Nailed it

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I’ve been contrasting the qons with what I call “normal Americans” for a very long time. I’m so glad to see that Dems are making a combined effort to make this contrast in very stark terms.

What’s funny is the earlier edition of these freaks had people like Paul Ryan - who had a life-long obsession with ending things like Social Security and Medicare - and they are now considered not freakish enough for the newest donnie-humping batch. I mean, wanting to end these benefits for others is already wayyyy into creepy weirdo territory. But even that’s not enough now - they have to get even weirder and tell you how to live every single aspect of your life.

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An old pitiful weird man with his couch loving friend. What a bunch of weirdos

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