74 points

…I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this…

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Step 1) Get a girlfriend

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38 points

Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.

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42 points

Or bald and use a plunger

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I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.

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5 points

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18 points

CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH

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58 points

I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?

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71 points

For ponderin

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32 points

the second wizard war is soon upon us…

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3 points

Tomorrow i’ll post a wizard casting the “ponders your orbs” and lemmy will break.

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18 points

🧙‍♂️🔵

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17 points

Wizard memes

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12 points

I don’t think they’re going to tell us.

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16 points

If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn’t have it.

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They are seeking it themselves. They literally came in here and asked about it. I on the other hand don’t care enough and so I never asked.

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12 points

Because wizards are cool

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5 points

Hell yeah!

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10 points

🔵🧿☣️🔘

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10 points

I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.

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5 points

It’s a holiday?

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8 points

Its a holiday??

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6 points

And a happy Orb to you too! May you ponder it well!

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Holidays, people are bored. See all the old memes, it’s more than usual.

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56 points

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?

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Not more than usual. It’s irresistible.

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9 points

A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!

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34 points

These orbs won’t ponder themselves and there’s nothing sadder than an un-pondered orb

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Not a thing sadder than an orb left not to be pondered upon. Agreed.

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32 points

Can somebody please ponder my orb

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🔵🤔

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12 points

Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.

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