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…I wonder if my girlfriend would let me feed her milk like this…

Step 1) Get a girlfriend

Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.

I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.

Or bald and use a plunger

CONSUME THE CALCIUM, WENCH

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to drink milk?

Got an urge to feed though

I was gone for a while and missed the orbs thing. Why do we have orbs now?

the second wizard war is soon upon us…

Tomorrow i’ll post a wizard casting the “ponders your orbs” and lemmy will break.

I don’t think they’re going to tell us.

Because wizards are cool

If you are not ready to seek the knowledge yourself then you shouldn’t have it.

They are seeking it themselves. They literally came in here and asked about it. I on the other hand don’t care enough and so I never asked.

Holidays, people are bored. See all the old memes, it’s more than usual.

And a happy Orb to you too! May you ponder it well!

I posted a few one day and then people started posting more and here we are.

Does anyone else feel a sudden urge to ponder some orbs?

Not more than usual. It’s irresistible.

A fellow orb-ponder connoisseur.
May you orb always shine just the right amount!

Can somebody please ponder my orb

Why would I ponder your orb? Is it interesting or something? Damn it, you tricked me.

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.

Rule: You must post before you leave.

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