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38 points

Or a boyfriend! With adequately long hair.

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42 points

Or bald and use a plunger

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Who’s coming up with these stock images

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9 points

If I ever go bald this will definitely be one of my kinks.

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3 points

But why isn’t there an orb in those pictures for him to ponder?

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11 points

I dunno, filling a bottle with a boyfriends milk can take a while.

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14 points

Looks like a normal bottle of cow’s milk in the image. I suppose for a boyfriend you’d want bull’s milk.

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5 points

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