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Where are all of the good toddlers with guns when you need them??

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Funny and very disappointing at the same time how he got actual politicians to endorse training for 4 year olds to shoot bad guys.

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guns don’t kill people, toddlers do

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Arm the other toddlers.

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I have 3 words for you: Pay per view.

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It takes a child to raze a village.

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Lmao nice

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As someone with 2 preschool aged kids I absolutely agree

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Jesus Fucking Christ! Someone do something about that toddler!

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That’s what the toddler wants.

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If we change our way of life, the toddler wins.

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Precisely. If we fight the toddler head on, we will die. If we acknowledge the superiority of said toddler, we will lose. Then die.

“success in small businesses requires determination to stay the course”

This applies to the big leagues as well. We endure as one. Raise them in the spirit of self defense until they join our tenuous society.

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Every sixty seconds, a woman in Britain gives birth. She. Must. Be. Exhausted.

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Why would she be exhausted when she has the machine that goes PING! After all it’s the doctors who do all the work since they’re the experts.

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And her name is Maggie Simpson.

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Her name is Maggie Simpson. Her name is Maggie Simpson.

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