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Is it true that you can talk to women? I’ve never tried it before and I’m 32. I use Arch GNU+Linux btw. Also I’ve never been outside.

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Yes, but I don’t recommend it

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I disagree. I do recommend using Arch.

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They call that Lordosis and I’ve only ever seen it happen when I showed one of the females my dual sli GTX 1080ti setup while benchmarking in Heaven. Getting her off my desk with her ass in the air is a pain but she apparently likes my hand going down her back and her ass patted. Getting her off my keyboard when I’m in the middle of a game can be a real pain sometimes…

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Talking to women is no longer considered a best practice.
Recommend upgrading to listening to women.

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Yeah, it is real easy as well

Just walk up to them and press “X”

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It’s possible, but the feature isn’t supported on your OS.

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You can probably compile her yourself if you can’t find her in the AUR.

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I use Arch GNU+Linux btw.

So does FitGirl, tho. And I guarantee she gets laid like crazy.

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Certified pirate comment

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Absolutely! In fact if you’re on Arch you may have a built in conversation starter by discussing your collection of thigh-highs and seeing where that takes you.

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79 points

I know jack shit about photo editing, but did this person just de-saturate the colors? The eyes and hair look like they are less vivid. Even the background looks different., less dark and more blue?

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The real challenge is to use the app on somebody not wearing makeup.

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Do it twice and every woman looks like Gollum.

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That’s how you know it’s accurate. Same thing happens if you use makeup remover twice on bare skin.

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The ideal form

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Looks like it’s doing more than that since it seems to remove the mascara and added fullness of the lips from the lipstick

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28 points

As an older guy: It’s the same picture.

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Older guy here. I have noticed that now when I look a beautiful young women I feel envy rather than lust. My thoughts go to wishing I was young again rather than wishing I could “tap dat ass” or whatever. Realizing that made kinda sad, NGL.

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Patrice O’Neal has a good bit on this:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yUYYX13uB4E

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What would you do differently if you were young this time? Asking as a 21M.

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It’s not lile that. I have no regrets, it’s just that I am getting older. Shit hurts all the time or doesn’t work as well as it used to. I am tired and the weight of a lifetime of memories is starting to get heavy. I am the same guy I was at ~21. In thirty years you will be the same guy you are today, but younger people will look at you different. I skateboard, I surf, I snowboard, etc as I have for forty years, but now I am not a dude doing dude things, I am a curiosity or “an inspiration”. I can’t go to a concert or a club to enjoy myself as I always have because now I am the weird old guy in the club. Nevermind that I have been listening to “EDM” since the 80’s. It just sucks that I just can’t be me without it being weird.

As far as advice, you know what to do. Eat well (little to no proceased food, way less meat, more veggies, etc) exercise regularly, stay active, and drink lots of water. Also, play hard AND work hard for yourself.

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Put money in your 401k! Nothing else really matters as much.

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What I would change in my case:

  • Engage with people, even if it’s awkward or you have something more fun and that takes less effort right now
  • Get a basic understanding of personal finance (read a book or two)
  • Don’t be content with the bare minimum. You’ll spend a lot of time working. Try to get as much as possible for yourself for every hour working.

But I think each person’s realities will vary a lot. For example, regarding the first bullet point, maybe you’re extraverted and already a social butterfly, in which case the advice doesn’t apply.

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Also do you wish you had taped dat ass more when you were my age?

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I have been a proper slut so no, lack of sex is not a regret. 😉

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Made me realise I’m aging. Damnit.

Take this old man. Your eyes blink automatically. Have fun blinking your eyes manually for the next few minutes.

Nyeeee

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Got caught in the manual blinking crossfire here… Damn you!

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Older guy here too and I feel the same way. My daughter asked me not long ago about guys with cheerleader and schoolgirl fetishes and if it was pedophilia and I said no, but I certainly do not understand why someone my age would be into that.

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Incel/redpill nonsense right here.

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Indeed, which is why I’m laughing

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Just echoing the ridicule

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I hate how they have taken that redpill term to make it all uncool instead of how cool it used to be in the Matrix.

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redpill?

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“Red pill” is a matrix reference (take the blue pill and go back to your normal life or take the red pill and “see how deep the rabbit hole goes”) high jacked by sexist dudes who see “taking the red pill” as waking up to (perceived) social injustice against men. They show up in threads claiming women routinely lie about being assaulted and hide behind male victims (which exist and need to be heard) as they deny that women can be victims. They get mad when a woman is in Star Wars. They are the kind of people constantly saying “me too went gone too far” and end up pushing crap like Gamer Gate. They are also generally very right wing/overlap with “men’s rights activists.”

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Thanks for explanation.

high jacked by sexist dudes who see “taking the red pill” as waking up to (perceived) social injustice against men

l just never seen it in this context.

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don’t real men have a chart of the holistic 29 day cycle in order to offer a bath and pleasant smells in lieu of the “gift” of giving birth?
good fucking “god” peoples is peoples. some have the burden of procreation. treat them nice.

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Wow, an hour and i seem to be controversial…hehehehehhehehe

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‘Peoples is peoples’ apparently. What’s not to get?

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what

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all people are beautiful, some can give birth, others invade and penetrate…take your meaning…

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…what

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the line between yapping and blabbering is very blurred here

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there are those with stars, and those without stars…

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are you high?

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