“The story, which did not go out on the wire to our customers, didn’t go through our standard editing process. We are looking into how that happened,” AP spokesperson Nicole Meir told The Verge in an email.

News reports (and fact-checks specifically) are often worded in a way that carefully threads a needle — there’s a difference between saying something definitively didn’t happen versus saying there’s no evidence of it. My guess is that the AP headline was the problem here because it claims to debunk something that is unknowable.

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I spotted it here but it was already gone from AP’s site, so I was wondering what that was all about. Now the removal of the news of the weird denial is now news itself - Newsception!

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Yeah it’s making its rounds enough that I had to Google where this originated. It’s hilarious

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Does he like them elegant?

Or Sporty?

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He prefers the first one, cuz if he squints hard enough those windows in the background look like two klansmen watching him go to town, which is the only way he can cum.

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Lol. I have vision issues. So thought it was just me seeing the klansman

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TIL JD Vance lived in Vancouver at one point.

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AP retracts an article saying that JD Vance didn’t fuck a couch. 🤣

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Many people are saying it.

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I’ve heard that too.

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We cannot for certain prove if Mr Vance has indeed conclusively fucked said couch or not. The AP apologizes for providing a potentially inaccurate statement that Mr Vance did not fuck that couch.

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“I did not have sexual relations with that couch” he said

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I like this part:

But there’s also technically no proof that Vance didn’t have sex with a couch — there’s no way a journalist could truly know that. He just didn’t write about it.

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