142 points

I mean, to be fair, I’m 10 years older than Connery in that picture, and he still looks older than me. Dude was born old.

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51 points

He was born in 1930. Not exactly a great time to be an Englishman.

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66 points

Sean Connery has never had a great time as an Englishman, given he is a Scotsman.

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4 points

That’s my Geordie mom slipping out. You know how limeys get

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7 points

Wait, why? The war was over when he was a teen. He enjoyed decades of progressive social reform

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27 points

Britain still felt the effects of rationing for years and years after the end of WWII

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8 points

Between bombings, rationing, and the general pollution of the UK, it’s a wonder he lived as long as he did.

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And the other dude has a baby face, but looking closely I can see that he’s older.

Half the difference here is the fact that modern actors have a better skincare routine. Connery probably smoked, too.

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The other dude is pretty damn good in The Artful Dodger, by the way. He’s playing close to his actual age (deported to Australia, became a skilled ship’s surgeon but still uneducated) but still looks like we imagine the little cutpurse, it’s a winning combination.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Artful_Dodger_(2023_TV_series)

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Brodie-Sangster

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10 points

I’m 20-years older and that’s about how my wrinkles are ATM.

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6 points

This looks like a ventriloquist promo poster

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120 points

People do seem to have aged more rapidly until a few decades ago. Perhaps all the cigarette smoke weathered them.

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87 points

Also probably time spent in the sun.

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49 points

And the whiskey!

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37 points

And the cigarettes.

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30 points

Vsauce did a video on this. it’s cultural context. eg wearing clothes that old people wear makes you look older. a dude in like 1920 was wearing a tshirt and aviators and ppl thought he was a time traveler

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9 points

Are the winkled forehead, crows feet around the eyes, and full-on retreating hairline part of his clothes?

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3 points

It’s very dependent on style also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjqt8T3tJIE

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94 points

Sean Connery and Patrick Stewart looked like they were 55 between the ages of 25 and 85. Conversely, Paul Rudd and Joseph Gordon-Levitt looked like they were 15 between the ages of 15 and 40.

Aging is weird.

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34 points

It was interesting when I realized that Patrick Stewart was my age in the first season of Next Generation.

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20 points

Jesus Christ don’t say that … you just made me look it up and realize how true this statement was for myself as well … what have I done with my life?

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What, you’re not the captain of a starship yet? Loser!

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4 points

I’m just a few short years away, myself. Woof, hadn’t realized that.

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Woof, hadn’t realized that.

What are you talking about, Lwaxana? He’s not even here!

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2 points

47 right?

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1 point

47 before July 13th, 48 after.

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61 points

Smoking.

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And alcoholism.

And cocaine.

And being outside more by default.

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12 points

Sunscreen!

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Wear. Sunscreen. If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it. The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proven by scientists, whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.

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59 points

the penis mightier

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56 points

I forgot the punchline but your mother’s a whore Trebek

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15 points

“I’ll take schwards for 100 Alex.”

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15 points

“I’ll take. The rapists”

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13 points

“I’ll take ‘Le tits now’ for $800”

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10 points

“Le Tits Now, Alex”

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