Imagine The Walking Dead started in 50 years from now. The way things are going now, picture this scenario:

>A survivor is walking down a lonesome road.
>They arive at a small resort and there’s a car covered in dust and dirt in the parking lot.
>They approach the car and check whether it still has some bio fuel left in the tank.
>Still plenty.
>They look around spotting a decayed body close by.
>They search the body and are lucky to find a ‘keyless’ key belonging to the car.
>There are no door handles and the battery inside the key corroded away.
>They break the glass and open the door from the inside.
>Finally inside, there’s still no way to start the engine without the key.
>They have an idea.
>The digital wrist watch on the body should have the same battery as the key.
>After a bit of tinkering with some tools they get the key working again.
>They press the ignition button.
>The displays light up but the engine remains quiet.
>The displays show error messages:

ERROR CODE: ND47089
Tire pressure sensor subscription expired
Please schuedule service or enter payment information
Engine start failed

>MFW

21 points

this is like, totally out of left field.

but if you want to live out the whole apocalypse scavenger, doomsday prepper fantasy. Project Zomboid and its mods are a great game for that.

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I know, I got like 400 hours in it.

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7 points

PZ is set in 1993 though. And for some reason their 1993 does not have bicycles.

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a bicycle mod literally just came out a week or so ago

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There’s always been one. It’s not a completely integrated experience though.

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No idea if build 42 has bikes in them yet, but with all the work they’re putting into the game I can imagine that they’re eventually going to put in different forms of transportation.

Bikes, skateboards and motor cycles have already been modded in but official support would always be nice.

In writing this comment I thought about with the new metalworking and smiting coming in, building a handcar for railroad tracks would be awesome and would put use to the basically useless railway system they have on the map now.

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B42 is sadly going in the wrong direction currently. It’s addressing a lot of early and mid game stuff that allows you to basically just fuck off into the woods. But end game is still dull.

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Just gotta find a server with one of the mods…

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2988491347

The best part of PZ modding is how little you have to do. Boot the regular game and click multiplayer and just join a modded server. The game will download, install, and apply a few hundred mods without you doing anything.

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What i learned from doomsday preppers is that you need guns and food and shelter. Apparently it doesn’t matter that you’re an unfit fuck that can’t walk 20m without a car.

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Or that you wouldn’t last a year without your statin.

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Food (or a way of getting it), same for water and medicine. Some form of shelter is good, but not the utmost priority, and a simply tree or something to sleep under can be good enough. I wouldn’t immediately go for guns, as there are usually nonviolent solutions to conflict and bringing in a gun only raises the stakes and makes it more likely for people to get hurt.

The knowledge you know in you mind has the potential to be just as valuable, if not more so, as physical items you have. Knowledge on how to catch food, and build shelter, can be more useful that simply owning some cans and a basement.

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I feel like any apocalypse is going to see lots of people try to rush to or from somewhere leading to clogged roads that make cars virtually useless until one gets way way into the boondocks.

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Bikes are the apocalypse ideal vehicle. They are immensely underrated on apocalyptic media.

Fuel I need to constantly scavenger? No thanks.

Noise that would attract the zombies? No thanks.

The highway is collapsed and my RV cannot go through? No thanks.

A bike would get you quite good through many apocalyptic scenarios.

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Bikes have a limited lifespan in the sense that tires wear and degrade over time. Other parts can be replaced, repaired, welded. But tires will degrade within 2-5 years even when unused, depending on exposure to the elements.

Still much better than gasoline’s fast degradation of 3-6 months of course.

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I have rode the bike I had when I was a kid several decades ago. The tires themselves were good just had to change the air chambers.

Maybe they were not good for profesional cycling but for moving around I didn’t notice anything wrong with them.

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Rubber begins to degrade after 3-7 years depending on the compounds. Even if stored in ideal conditions to slow the degrading, you’re only going to give it marginally more life.

Degraded tires risk side-wall blow outs and let will easily let through sharp debris (sticks, thorns, glass, sharp rocks) causing far more maintenance needs.

That’s not to say bikes aren’t beneficial and there’s ways to get around this (stuff the tire with leaves, foam core [also has limited life span], etc), but it is something to be aware of.

This all reminds me… I need to replace the tires on my good weather bike.

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Nemesis Games (Expanse Series) had bicycles. Not the strongest book in the series but Amos and Peaches learned how well bikes worked when the shit hit the fans. Very thoughtful authors.

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This was Amos’s preferred (planetside) ride for a while in The Expanse!

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The game Generation Zero got it

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Or just use Heelys like a normal person.

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Omg just imagine the war boys from fury road gracefully gliding down the road screaming ‘witness me’ 😂

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14 points

Mad Max the musical now on Broadway

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6 points

You should read the book “Wolf and Iron”

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Lol check out modern bikes with electric shifters.

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Man those electric stuntbikes with a screen are hot asf. But they are dangerous.

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>Survivor finds car

>plenty fuel

>pry open gas cap

>siphon

>go back home and run generator.

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Fuel turned to varnish and is only good for smelling bad and being a pollutant.

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> Its electric

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Get it home and you’ve got the start of a pretty good generator!

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Boogie woogie woogie

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Trigra masapara tubi top top tubi

For the longest time I through those were the words. I barely spoke any English then. The 80’s and 90’s are a slight blur. Please don’t send me to Guantanamo.

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8 points

collect batteries and add it to the solar/battery bank back at base.

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7 points

I knew hauling around a random jerrycan would pay of some day
shit, this thing is heavy when it’s full

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> Realize if I don’t have at least some plan of how to use fuel or a container to put it in, why am I looking for it?

>Either fill the container I brought specifically for this, or abandon this useless pursuit to look for a bit of wire to make snares.

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