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Do they come with the required manpower though?

Crew of 4 for the tank. Crew of… thousands? To move and use 541 trebuchets?

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Easy, slap an ebike on it and you cut it down to one per trebuchet.

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Many thousands if they’re traction trebuchets

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M1 Abrams: Requires an advanced economy plus an army of General Dynamics contractors for maintenance

Trebuchet: Can be completely repaired by one hammer-wielding villager

Plus, I assume that tanks count as a cavalry archer unit, which means any old monk can start converting them. Meanwhile trebuchets can’t be converted until your enemy researches redemption at the monastery.

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in AOEIII artillery are siege weapons so I think tanks would count as that, I remember getting my onagers converted in AOE but I don’t remember if that’s a thing in AOEII

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That’s correct. Bombard cannons require the monk to straight up whisper in the crouching dude’s ear for conversion.

In my headcanon, it’s probably because bombard operators are deaf with all that blasting.

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Sigh… missed opportunities

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I do, yes.

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Why is that? A tank doesn’t have enough ammunition to take out that many trebuchets, but a stone launched from one of those trebuchets could destroy or seriously damage a tank to the point it would be combat ineffective.

It doesn’t matter how thick the armor on any given tank is, you drop a 1000lbs rock on it and it’s toast. And that’s not even taking into account the fact that some trebuchets were big enough to launch 2000lbs rocks, according to the encyclopedia Britannica.

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An abrams can travel at 25mph offroad. It’ll be impossible to aim to hit it. The only way is to launch all your trebuchets and hope one hits it. If you miss, you’re gonna have 60tons with multiple machine guns running you over in a few seconds.

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You don’t have to hit it. You have 541 trebuchets. When it’s totally out of gas and ammo, you still have a few hundred trebuchets.

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yes but what if you have 100 tanks? Mobilizing 54.100 Trebuchets will be a funny thing to watch lmao

Also the cap is 500.

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I’ll accept your concept if you’ll sell me 200 gold for 11,457 dollars

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Risky for you to not include any units of gold. I think I’ve got at least 200mg of gold around my finger I will gladly trade for $11,457 USD.

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Yes, a meme about an M1 Abrams, denoted in USD, is going to use a fractional metric unit 🙄

What a moronic paintsniffer

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I’ll offer one better: 200 pieces of gold. Now where did I put my gold flakes…

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