Itโ€™s actually not even good for them. Itโ€™s entirely for the presentation to the humans that buy them. It makes them spoil quicker and is also just a waste of water.

On the upside: They feel pretty good as a human on a hot day.

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I never really see them in use anymore.

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I donโ€™t either, but I am in California and I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s because they also learned it makes shit spoil quicker (literally I learned this from working at a grocery store that had them), or if itโ€™s a legal thing to conserve water.

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Iโ€™m in the Bay Area and we still have them in high and low end grocery stores. At Safeway they even still play the fun little thunder sounds before it starts.

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They also installed sprinkler system for tourists at some tourist attractions in the very hot summer of 2015. Except they also did this at the Auschwitz camp. It was quite the uproar.

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People were upset they added misters to Auswitz for the museum tourists? Itโ€™s not like they were spraying them with lethal poison like they used to at that location. Sounds like a moment where it only was weird because people made it weird.

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One Jewish visitor said that she had lost many relatives to the Holocaust at Auschwitz and that the water misters looked like the showers are family had had to endure before going to the gas chamber. Many Israeli visitors who have experienced the water misters have criticised them as distasteful.

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Nothing like a shower at Auschwitz.

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I wonder just how tone deaf you have to be to install water fixtures designed to provide comfort at fucking Auschwitz of all places.

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Make sure to tie your shoelaces together so you can find both your shoes after!

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I hate this thing. Love our local market, but they use these and itโ€™s so annoying to have soggy everything.

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6 points

Veggies weigh more and thus cost more? Win/win. Oh waitโ€ฆ

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This! These things are a big pet peeve for me. Such a waste.

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64 points

It probably feels a lot more like this

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Contrary to what you may believe, you donโ€™t have to envy these vegetables and can indeed take a shower yourself.

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Thats a misting not a shower tho. Also those veggies aint paying for that water.

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Yeah but Iโ€™ll never feel as good as those vegetables.

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You mean cut and dead?

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Peppers and cucumbers are the traumatic forced abortions of the plant world. Broccoli and cauliflower are the amputated sex organs of the plants that were cut from their bodies. Celery, brussel sprouts, and artichokes are severed limbs of plants. This is a literal mass grave of dead and dying vegetation, an alter to the horrific mutilation and abuse perpetrated on an entire kingdom of life by humans. A final act of humiliation before we condemn them to the hell of cooking and consumption. I doubt the spray mist provides much comfort.

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More meat it is then. Save the vegetables!

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Iโ€™m not vegetarian because I like animals. Iโ€™m vegetarian because I hate plants.

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Guess Iโ€™ll just eat rocks then ยฏ\_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

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Oh sure. Theyโ€™ve spend millions of years sedimenting to form or metamorphasizing in the warm molten bosom of Mother Earth, just so you can selfishly stuff your gob with their crunchy goodness. I hope you are happy with yourself.

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Scientists have determined that rocks have souls. This revelation came on the heels of the discovery last month that souls definitely exist.

The only ethical move is to starve.

On a more serious note, plants communicate with each other through the plant version of pheromones, and some utilize an underground internet / postal service of sorts made of fungi mycelium called a mycelial network. They can even use this network to pass nutrients to plants that are in need.

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Theyโ€™re minerals, Grostleton.

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Awesome! Iโ€™ma start a death metal band and put celery and brussel sprouts on the album covers.

  • Track 1: โ€œI will Eat your Artichoke!โ€
  • Track 2: โ€œYour Chopped Broccoli Falling on the Floorโ€
  • Track 3: โ€œSliced Cucumberโ€
  • etc
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Not metal, but hereโ€™s some Vegetable Soul: https://youtube.com/watch?v=IKQjHwVc8b0

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There is a religion called Jainism that actually tries to avoid harming even tiny organisms and plants. As such they avoid eating things like root vegetables that require the entire plant to be killed in order to harvest them.

Interestingly they are not necessarily against drinking milk, as milking an animal is viewed similarly to harvesting a fruit. Though its my understanding that they may still object to industrial milk production.

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In traditional agriculture, you just feed, house and care for an animal, and when its young stops drinking milk, you keep milking the mother so it doesnโ€™t stop making milk.
I canโ€™t see any suffering in that.
Industrialized milk production is a complete perversion of that. Itโ€™s what happens when you take a symbiotic relationship and add Capitalism.

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You should hang out by the veggie tray at parties.

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Thatโ€™s how I met my partner. We both love dips. We could talk or not talk about dips all day long and then do it again tomorrow.

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Thatโ€™s fucking metal

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No, THIS is fucking metal!

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Fuck you vegetables, you little delicious motherfuckers. I will eat your dicks and corpses.

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DOOM music intensifies

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we had these 20 years ago in my country. but these got removed because they create bacteria and lower shelf life by a lot. nothing good about them at all. just extra cost and work.

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Was wondering why we donโ€™t have this in Europe, and the answer is once again, common fucking sense.

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Iโ€™ve seen them last year in france at some places unfortunately.

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They are still around here where I live but they are kinda needed since its dry here (under 20% mostly). Without them the produce desicates. But in moist places? Why?

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what a loss for vegetable welfare

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