Those five seconds it took me to see that’s the onion weren’t as wild as you might expect. It felt like a normal statement.

Why are you so obsessed with that lol.

But you’ll have more time to do the laundry!

But why bother? I have a machine like that. I can put my clothes into it for a short cycle while I’m running, and after one hour I can wear clean and dry clothes again. It works great. It saves a lot of time and effort.

I bet most people who believe this have never heard normal German speech, only exaggerated phrases from movies and comic sketches, where Germans are bad guys who intentionally sound threatening.

In business environments this can help employers spy on their employees. That’s how, I guess.

First year I’d definitely visit all Formula 1 Grand Prix.

Yes, I do have a mirror.

I’m glad cats don’t do that anymore.