42 points

No way, devil won that shit hands down

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29 points

He used a full band! That’s cause for disqualification.

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24 points

Johnny didn’t read the fine print

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12 points

We’re not even sure Johnny could read.

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3 points

I can’t find the full bit, but John Oliver is on team devil. ~hes not playing power chords, he brought a live band, his chorus is even better!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=673VdjXHWGs

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35 points

Devil probably just wants to keep it interesting, it’s not exactly like the stakes were very high for the Devil

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47 points

be Satan

immortal being

so bored 👿

challenge mortals to contests for their souls

give them stupid garbage as prizes

can’t even actually collect sold souls!

just hope they turn into arrogant, debaucherous assholes after “beating the devil”

plan successful 😈

inspired a few kickass rock songs too

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4 points

I would like to subscribe to your blog

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5 points

Good enough for government work.

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53 points

He was just trying to get rid of that awful solid gold fiddle. What’s the use of gold in hell?

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70 points

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26 points

I dunno why the robot devil specified “solid” gold-- the original song just said gold. You can make violins out of metal, so theoretically a gold one could work.

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12 points

Liquid, plasma and gas are even worse.

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3 points

It would be really soft, so if you ever drop it, the sound would be completely wrecked.

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2 points

Solid gold as opposed to gold plated.

https://rellery.com/blogs/news/gold-plated-vs-solid-gold

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68 points

Also, the Devil accepted defeat despite the fact that there were no judges to determine the winner.

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40 points

Johnny was just so good that even the devil couldn’t challenge it.

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16 points

Johnny is the best that ever was.

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