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Actually, the devil demonstrated considerable skill with his fiddle. Johnny himself admitted he was pretty good. This poster needs to read the Bible.

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The story of the devil and the fiddle is not in the bible.

It’s from the song “the devil went down to Georgia” from Charles Daniels.

The song is quite popular so references to it in popular culture are common. But that’s all it is. A story

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3 points

Well one good story deserves another.

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I think the “read the bible” was kind of a shot at evangelicals that say that shit all the time.

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Whatchu mean your Bible ain’t got the Gospel accordin’ to Charlie? You one of them freaky-deaky Catlicks? Come on down to the First United International Church of the Resurrection of the Lost Cause and we’uns gonna show you how to praise the Lord CORRECTLY!

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3 points

Book of John, for those curious /s

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6 points

The fiddle itself is a handicap too, gold is an awful material for an instrument.

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15 points

I actually like the devil’s breakdown better than Charlie Daniels, but music is subjective like that.

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5 points

steve ouimette has a fucking sick metal cover he did for guitar hero 3

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Yeah if you listen to the song the devil actually played a better song IMO, it always confused me how Johnny won.

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I think the devil lost on purpose; the devil gets Johnny’s soul by making him commit the sin of pride, not by winning the competition.

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It’s wild some of the stuff I find out is in the bible, and not just unrelated fiction. I was 14 when I finally found out David and Goliath was in the bible, not just some whacky kids story lol

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The trick was actually that Johnny joined the competition in the first place. I reckon folks’ll get mighty suspicious and jealous when you’re lugging around a golden fiddle.

We hear about Johnny’s triumph, but I suspect that the story plays out in the devil’s favor afterwards. He just wanted to make sure that this fantastic fiddler was at the center of the mayhem - taking a musician meant to spread merriment and turning him into a tool for chaos, maybe even rending him from this mortal coil in the process.

He shows up in Oh Brother Where Art Thou doesn’t he?

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Devil probably just wants to keep it interesting, it’s not exactly like the stakes were very high for the Devil

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47 points

be Satan

immortal being

so bored 👿

challenge mortals to contests for their souls

give them stupid garbage as prizes

can’t even actually collect sold souls!

just hope they turn into arrogant, debaucherous assholes after “beating the devil”

plan successful 😈

inspired a few kickass rock songs too

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4 points

I would like to subscribe to your blog

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5 points

Good enough for government work.

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He was just trying to get rid of that awful solid gold fiddle. What’s the use of gold in hell?

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I dunno why the robot devil specified “solid” gold-- the original song just said gold. You can make violins out of metal, so theoretically a gold one could work.

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12 points

Liquid, plasma and gas are even worse.

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It would be really soft, so if you ever drop it, the sound would be completely wrecked.

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Solid gold as opposed to gold plated.

https://rellery.com/blogs/news/gold-plated-vs-solid-gold

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