19 points

Guys, cross your legs and fart in a pool?

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And this, this is how you make a shart 👍💩

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I’m going to a hotel with a pool tomorrow so I’ll let you know.

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3 points

!remindme 1day

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4 points

21 hours. How’d it go?

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40 points

I farted out my dick and ass while burping once

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18 points

Don’t sneeze…

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One time when I was a kid in school I had several sneezes in a row and on the last 3 I also farted

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34 points

not only did i just find out that girls DO fart, but also that they do it TWICE!!!

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Second grade. New girl sits next to me her first day, leans in and whispers “I’m not like other girls. You haven’t met one like me.” My thoughts: “I’m the white kid in the black neighborhood, you’re not going to be the first black girl I know.” Nope… “I’ve never farted. I don’t do that.”

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26 points

I have once warmed my balls.

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Omg I’m post surgery and I had heard of farts traveling forward but now I’ve experienced it. It is a weird feeling I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it

Edit to add bonus experience: I wear a lot of dresses. Before when I’d fart it would funnel up be escape at the back of my neck. Now sometimes when it travels forward it funnels up and escapes right in my face

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How powerful are your farts? I’m not sure I’ve ever had one I could discernibly say exited via the back of my neck!

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It is a weird feeling I don’t know if I’ll ever get used to it

After 33 years I can comfortably tell you, you won’t get used to it. Welcome!

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