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Definitely had farts that bubbled up through the sack. Parting testis on a hot day like Moses and the red sea
In Elementary school, sitting in those hard seats/desks — a gentle fart would slip out (aka, calculated) and I would have to shift my weight to let the air bubbles escape from underneath my balls/taint
It was like a little slipstream of air bubbles that got trapped; and I could shift the stream around my taint with an asscheeks-thighs-balls combo. Kinda just able to roll back and forth on a little bed of air
I was an Airbender and never even realized
I have questions but I already know that the answers will only raise more questions
Douglas Adams was right; sometimes the question is more important than the answer.
Everyone’s forgetting the existence of queefs here - which does mean that one has the ability to expel gas from both holes simultaneously. Sounds like starting a lawnmower.
Double pipe classic, 2025 edition