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smeg@feddit.uk
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Despite being a shitpost this is actually quite a positive statement for your own mental health

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Altrex@lemmy.world
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Find your kickflip.

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owl@infosec.pub
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I kick people and flip em off. Does that meet criteria?

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ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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A shark can swim faster than me, but I can outrun a shark. So in a triathlon it comes down to the bicycle part.

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Churbleyimyam@lemm.ee
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Yeah but monkeys have hands on their feet, so they can pull on the pedal’s upstroke as well as push on the downstroke ☝️

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mkwt@lemmy.world
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Tri bikes usually have clip-in pedals so humans can do this too.

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Lovable Sidekick@lemmy.world
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It’s true, I can’t even put away a million krill before I start feeling like a glutton.

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Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Bro… if you’re not downing at least 10M krill per day, the Kraken wins.

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idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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I had my first class on heterogeneity in the classroom today and the teacher would have loved this tweet

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grysbok@lemmy.sdf.org
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Why not share it with teacher?

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idiomaddict@lemmy.world
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I’d have to wait two weeks, because she doesn’t check her email, but I already bookmarked it

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_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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Just because you’ve never seen a whale do a kickflip doesn’t mean they can’t.

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boonhet@lemm.ee
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It only says most can’t - but we’ll never be able to prove that such a whale does not exist at all.

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I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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Wouldn’t they do flipper-flips instead?

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_haha_oh_wow_@sh.itjust.works
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The inventor of the trick was human, so the name stuck.

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atomicorange@lemmy.world
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Does one need feet to kick?

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I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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One needs legs, I’d say, so a spider can do 4 kickflips at once

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Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org
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They would just rather not

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