I’d love to meet one of those few. A skateboarder eating that much krill has to be such an amazing spectacle
Pretty cool, but I think I’d rather watch a teenager in baggypants break the laws of physics entirely by consuming multiple times his body mass
What that fuck? I was just having a piss and I fucking read your comment and - it didn’t, but - what if my snort of laughter when I did had caused my fucking urine stream to shoot back and to the left and fucking soaked my spare toilet rolls? Did you fucking think about that when ou posted? FFS.
A shark can swim faster than me, but I can outrun a shark. So in a triathlon it comes down to the bicycle part.
Yeah but monkeys have hands on their feet, so they can pull on the pedal’s upstroke as well as push on the downstroke ☝️
very few whales, not 0. That’s something I want to see!
Not that few.
Just because you’ve never seen a whale do a kickflip doesn’t mean they can’t.
Despite being a shitpost this is actually quite a positive statement for your own mental health
