80 points

Why would someone put a pen in their urethra?

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70 points

Oh you poor innocent soul. Some things are best left unsaid.

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16 points

I want to be grossed out. Hit me.

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58 points

Look at you sounding off here. You must not be sound of mind if you’re looking for this. It’s sounding like a bad idea.

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50 points

A pen? Foolhardiness.

Using a sterile cylinder of metal or glass is called “sounding” and is a somewhat common fetish. I think this post is a joke, but humanity never fails to disappoint me.

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21 points

i saw a video once that used a finger with a long fake fingernail entering a male urethra, that obviously had prior visitors. no idea what the best possible outcome is.

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16 points

Best outcome would be busting a nut. Worst would be busting a nail.

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8 points

Glass?

That sound like a very, very, VERY poor material choice…

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15 points

they’re toughened glass.

There used to be a coffee shop I frequented that had a large display case of them.

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9 points

I want to avoid micro plastics

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4 points

Glass and Stainless are the two main materials used for sounding.

Glass is quite sturdy.

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39 points

Some people find the experience of sticking things in their urethra highly stimulating. Some of those people get tired of the typical thin rod, and need something… More.

I’ve always been more curious as to who figured this out first. Someone had to be the first to scratch the inside of their dick with a stick to awaken a whole new itch, and I find that just slightly terrifying.

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Sounder here. It started as experimenting as a child. Once i found out that i can make good feeling by touching my pp, I tried everything I could think of to make different good feelings.

Started with lego spears and antennae around 10 I think. Also tried those little ball chains that are used as pull switches for ceiling lights. They were less fun. Nowadays I use proper surgical grade tools.

I’ve got a pencil dick so the biggest I can fit is 7.5mm even after sounding for 20 years. Some guys can take up to 12 or 13 mm and it legitimately makes me jealous.

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Not kinkshaming here, I just hadn’t expected to read an adventure tale this detailed today.

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14 points

You’re giving me flashbacks to a doctor in Tokyo sticking a camera into my bladder and saying it was beautiful. I yahooed it, cameras are 9mm. It was hell. At least I got you best ya weirdo

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5 points

I had a medical procedure in my early 20’s where they put a camera up my urethra. Prior to the procedure they filled it with lidocaine or something similar so I did not feel a thing. The purpose was to get a look inside my bladder. It was not a pleasant experience with a frequent urge to pee after a terrible urge that produced perhaps a drop or two. This went on about every 15 minutes for the rest of the day. It was misery. So when I hear of another side to the story had they not filled me full of lidocaine. I can’t help but be amazed at what a difference perspective makes ones experiences, and how that can inform the rest of our lives.

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7 points

are they resonating the thing to make it vibrate? are there some awesome frequencies? otherwise i dont understand the ‘sounding’ name.

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19 points

A medical sound is an instrument used for probing and dilating

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5 points

The name comes from Depth Sounding (Link is completely SFW) It has the same meaning as “probing”.

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5 points

You can buy vibrating sounds, but honestly the vibrating doesnt add much to the experience.

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11 points

It’s cause the other holes are full.

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5 points

Just assume they’re joking and think on it no further.

Do not Google anything!

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1 point

Alfred Charles Kinsey, of Kinsey Reports fame, was into sounding and at least once put a toothbrush up his own urethra… with the coarse end first.

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30 points

God won’t forgive me for having this knowledge

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12 points

Then we will walk backwards into hell together, with heavy hearts and four middle fingers held high

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4 points

I wanna come too! Please pleaseeee

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Aw shucks, get the Hell over here!

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1 point

The Allfather encourages the collection of all knowledge, I am going to get stabbed with Gungnir if I spread this information to any but my fose though. Magic may be restricted to women and those who have experienced womanhood but I can still inflict psychic damage!

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22 points

WTF is a “cow vtuber”?

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16 points

A vtuber who’s a cow.

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9 points

Considering the comment, I think I’m better off not knowing.

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since i can’t explain, go to urban dictionary.

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this is the closest thing I found

cow vagina
when you translate it to Japanese it meas fucking awesome to them.
Wow that roller coaster was cow vagina!

+5 upvotes -5 downvotes

can you link the result you’re referencing or put in spoilers?

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I speak Japanese and, at least for all the words I’m thinking of for both cow and vagina, none come out to awesome unless it’s some net slang that I don’t know. Cow could by Gyuu or Ushi. Vagina is often mata, man, or manko (all of which could have a preceding ‘o’) (edit: also chitsu and wagina (probably by way of Dutch originally), apparently also exist.) Those might possibly work better, especially wagina with the -na ending common to a type of adjective)

Awesome is a bit trickier. Subarashii is usually the dictionary one, but Sogoi/sugei or saikou come to mind. Archaic rippaa also exists. If that’s true, my vote is on net slang or just something I’m totally not seeing.


Edit: after filling my search history with interesting things, it appears it’s Chinese and not Japanese. “niubi”.

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2 points

I’m not seeing it there on any of the three pages (nor ctrl+f for ‘animal’ on the first at least)

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17 points

Skill issue. Should be doing both at the same time.

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27 points

Sounds about right.

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