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Pooping?

Picture looks like it’s time for a diaper change soon.

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Considering he eats nothing but McDonalds, I’m guessing he’s a world champion shitter.

Plus there was that whole “soiling himself in court” incident.

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I’m gonna come out and defend him here because his excessive consumption of Diet Coke shields him from McDonalds impact on the gut.

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MAGA can’t hold him accountable for anything!

;-)

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No poping certain type of fruit 🍒

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“Nobody knows more about manufacturing than me” - oops! wrong dipshit

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No no it’s technically correct, he manufactures lies

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So that’s why he sent the couchfucker. Now it all makes sense.

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The Vatican has more gold than fort Knox. He lovveees gooold.

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And after trading all of the gold in fort knox for meme coins…

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Fucked up part is he wouldn’t be in the top 10 most immoral popes

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JD would have more claim to being Pope than Drumpf. How many Popes absolutely didn’t kill their predecessor? Isn’t it like 5 or 7 of them?

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I don’t think you have to highlander the pope to become pope, but I’m not catholic

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As far as I know, There Can Only Be One Pope.

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Through another executive order right?

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