396 points

They finally found a way to make money off of AI

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As always:

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236 points

Is shit like this counted when they list the number of open job in the country?

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89 points

Knowing how backwards things are here, yeah probably

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Yes, that’s the point.

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Almost certainly, they’re counting on their “audits” consisting of a script that looks for “$500 per week” in the descriotion to confirm that they’re posting ads.

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144 points

Earn -$500 lol

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107 points

-24k a year

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53 points

“But you’re not considering how valuable this experience will be!”

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15 points

So much to evade that gap in the resume

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Do not let this person split up a bill for your restaurant party, folks

(I’m only joking, but I think you did the math the wrong way, $500x12=$6k)

Edit: yep.I’m an idiot, thanks folks, my poor example will stand as a testament to others, don’t shame yourself publicly like this and pay attention in school!

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25 points

$500 per week - 500x48=24k with 4 weeks of thankfully “unpaid” vacation

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It’s per week.

500 x 4 = 2000/month

2000 x 12 = 24k

By all means i’d love to split restaurant bills with you ;)

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Easy mistake to make. Also words can not describe my admiration and respect for someone who can leave a comment like this up with a humble edit.

I might double check your math if we split the cheque, but unlike 99% of the people on the internet, I already can tell that I would WANT to have a supper with you.

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108 points

Join, pay, request chargeback from your card company.

When they dispute it: “The position clearly says unpaid. So I won’t pay.”

Use AI to expand this argument to 10 pages. Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

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Bonus points for citing nonexistent court decisions.

That comes for free with using an LLM to make the argument.

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Also bonus times for writing those prompts on company time.

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94 points

Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

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43 points

Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

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15 points

Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

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Sorry, your insurance doesn’t cover that, so it would have to be out of pocket.

Bring a cashier’s check for $7,400 to lunch and we’ll take care of the rest! ❤️

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But it’s casual dress, and there’s a pizza party afterward!

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