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Dream job!(lemmy.world)

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UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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Getting really nervous when my office computer sign-on keeps prompting me to enter my credit card information.

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Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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Please report for organ harvesting on Thursday at nine.

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Furbag@lemmy.world
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Scheduling conflict. Can we do chloroform at lunch instead?

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bizarroland@lemmy.world
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Sorry, your insurance doesn’t cover that, so it would have to be out of pocket.

Bring a cashier’s check for $7,400 to lunch and we’ll take care of the rest! ❤️

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jaybone@lemmy.zip
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But it’s casual dress, and there’s a pizza party afterward!

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