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If someone dumps me on a first date over my phone then so be it. It actually looks like dodging a bullet.

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Nobody actually does this.

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I hope you are right. There are shallow people out there.

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Nobody worth your time actually does this.

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The other day I got unmatched by a girl on a dating app because she wanted my WhatsApp and not a phone number. We literally had already agreed to go on a first date and then she’s like “I don’t use my phone much so you need to use WhatsApp” and I’m like “I don’t have WhatsApp, here’s my cell number: XXX-XXX-XXXX” and then she disappeared from my matches on Hinge lol

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A few possible guesses.

  1. She has no sim card and exclusively uses whatsapp for calling.
  2. She doesn’t want you to know her number unless she gets to know you.
  3. She’s lying or scamming.

I’m leaning towards number 2 if you’re outside the US, because I imagine I’d rather set up a new profile than change my phone number. If you’re inside the US, I’d bet it’s number 3. Whatsapp doesn’t seem to be as popular in the US.

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You get the phone number through WA though

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Men, proudly drag that battered and cracked android phone out on the first date, it’s a litmus test for shallow people, apparently.

I went on a first date with a girl I met from work. She farted loud enough to be heard over drunken yelling and music in the steakhouse we were in, immediately after saying “I don’t get embarassed”.

In a couple of weeks, we will have been together for 16 years. We’ve been married for 14 years. We cook together every evening, we hold each other whenever we are in the same room for more than five minutes, and on the rare nights where we aren’t taking each other’s clothes off, we fall asleep wrapped around each other. I would have missed out on a perfect relationship if I had judged her for a phone.

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This is america.

I personally would pull up with the 12.9" iPad Pro to assert dominance.

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Call someone with it

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