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If someone dumps me on a first date over my phone then so be it. It actually looks like dodging a bullet.

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the best move is to show your android phone in your profile pics so you don’t get trapped with someone so shallow

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curve this waves fairphone

only because pinephones are barely usable and librems insanely priced! Or you can damn well believe I’d have a native linux phone.

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I don’t think they will tell the difference

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yeah, to those people linux kernel is linux kernel

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This is america.

I personally would pull up with the 12.9" iPad Pro to assert dominance.

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Call someone with it

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Holy shit I’ve got some boomer energy, here:

The reason to not take out your phone isn’t because someone might hate on your phone.

You don’t take out your phone on a date so that you can be giving that person your full attention.

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I’ve got some zoomer info for you: We use our phone to check the time

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