I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
I thought the crowd favorite would’ve been Luigi, though I have no idea what the requirements are for being elected Pope.
For each of these requirements there’s at least one Pope who didn’t meet them.
Vermin Supreme.
John Mastodon
Satan. I’m pretty sure he would greatly increase the morality and the accountability in the Catholic Church.
I think we should reelect Francis.