I’m going with Danny Devito! That fuck would straighten out the church. He got good morals. He just a nice guy. What about you?
The guy who’s already two thirds pope. Popeye of course! Popeye for Popey!
Weird Al
Pope Ringo George
I vote for whomever Francis had on mind (hopefully he discussed that before passing).
There’s little chance of getting someone as decent as him.
Yes he had one candidate, if I understand correctly: Luis Antonio Tagle. He has a vision of a church adjacent to the poor and the working population in general though he seems regressive on LGBTQ. But going by the sign of times, it’ll probably be Raymond Burke. I suppose Vance visited the Vatikan to pave his way.
Personally I concur Danny DeVito would totally be the man for the job. He would gonna get real weird with it and he certainly doesn’t diddle kids.
Bernie Sanders. Christianity spun out of a Jewish apocalyptic sect, so why not, in some very small part, bring it back toward its roots?
