Sorry to break it to you but that’s just part of the dress
Prince: I’m looking for a maiden who thicc as fuk
Attendant: The glass slipper, sire!
Prince: Oh yeah the foot that too
Drill a hole in it and install a fleshlight.
If you build it, they will cum…
Make sure to also drill some holes in the feet unless you want to send somebody out twice a day to drain it when it gets full.
You can only spend so many months carrying full buckets of lukewarm cum through Disney’s hidden tunnels without thinking that there must be a better way.
Hey man, I just wanna let you know, as a friend, you can’t install a Fleshlight. There’s no scenario in which you can install that. You can do quite a bit with a Fleshlight, just not that.
My favorite Married with Children bit was the day Al learned that the girls on Baywatch have heads
