189 points

No way this is real.

The waiter would have said “Non.”

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56 points

No she was in a deep shock that she forgot her mother tongue and the brain switched to the next available language.

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49 points

and the brain switched to the next available factory default language, English.

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10 points

… wouldn’t that be pronounced the same, though?

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45 points

Non

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Non is pronounced without a complete final n, but air diverts through the sinuses as if you did pronounce the n. Or even as if you said nōng, but didn’t finish saying the g.

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15 points

Yes, it was joke. To those who don’t speak French, it just sounds like “no” with a French accent.

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2 points

😳

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142 points

I am not a vegan but oat milk lattes are the best lattes. They are creamy, rich with flavor that’s perfectly aligned w the coffee, lower in calories & more sustainable than classic dairy.

Everyone should try them once at least.

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36 points

I like oatmilk in general. Oatmilkshakes are also awesome and oatmilk is way better in cereal

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24 points

Too many people tried soy milk or almond milk and it has unfortunately turned them away from dairy alternatives. Oatmilk leagues above all the rest.

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12 points

Soy milk slays on protein though. If that’s important to you.

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6 points

Definitely. Though I do quite like chocolate almond milk! I find almond milk tk be a tolerable alternative some of the times but ugh soymilk

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I also didn’t like soy milk at first now I have it with cereal almost daily, so I guess it’s also getting used to the flavour.

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7 points

Oat milk things out frozen drinks but I agree it’s delicious all the same.

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I must keeping getting crap oatmilk. I always feel like it’s watery, and I shake it before pouring.

I also drink whole milk, and think anything under 2% might as well be water. Unless it’s a chocolate milk full of thickeners instead of just milk and chocolate.

I also get plain, because I don’t want added sugar.

Suggestions?

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Oatly barista in the grey cartons is hands down the best IMO after trying loads of other brands. I get it at publix in the US or Tesco in the UK

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But Oatly has shitty additives

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12 points

You have to go for the stuff with added fat - barista style - to get anything approaching decent.

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A lot of brands make extra creamy versions that work better in coffee imo. Some sell a barista version which is also extra creamy and designed to steam well for lattes. Theyre more calorie dense though, so you kinda lose one of the main benefits. My favorite milk for lattes is ultra-filtered whole milk.

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Mighty is the best brand I’ve tried by a margin, they do a barista one but for an all round milk replacement the whole m.lk is great. They use a blend of oat and pea though I think

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2 points

Forager Project has a nice oatmilk. I like it better than Oatly.

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2 points

Oaty brand oat milk.

They have some kind of special ingredient that keeps everything properly emulsified.

Warning it’s not cheap. I maybe buy a carton a week.

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1 point

Starbucks gets watery oat milk I dunno

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Just use whole milk.

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3 points

I do.

But I have vegan and lactose intolerant family and friends. So I try to keep shelf stable options on hand for when they visit.

After they leave, I use what’s left so it’s not wasted, and would prefer an option that I like too.

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15 points

Yes! The moment I tried oatmilk I realized the nuttiness of the oat compliments the coffee bean aromas making it the superior milk for espresso drinks

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13 points

lower in calories

not everyone wants that.

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12 points

Lowering the calories makes room to compensate with bacon grease.

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10 points

Yeah but that makes my coffee taste funny.

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3 points

The barista stuff isn’t that much lower in calories than dairy milk. The rest is true though: delicious, sustainable, microfoam-able.

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The quality of oatmilk varies wildly based on the brand. I’m not a fan of Kirkland or Oatly but Califia and Silk are delicious.

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12 points

Jesus. Oatly is by far the best. By far. Especially the barista style.

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2 points

I also like it but it didn’t feel any healthier than regular milk, I don’t have the macros in mind anymore but I think half full milk was better when I did look it up a while ago.

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7 points

This is the real answer. The french aren’t the pretentious ones in this story, they’re the plebs who don’t know any better haha

(All in good fun)

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1 point

No, they just have way better milk than us

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Barista style oat milk is fantastic, froths so nicely.

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2 points

I just bought one last week. Works well. Enjoyable but clearly different than whole milk.

Sticking to it for health.

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1 point

For health reasons you might take it a step further one day, the unsweetened versions have a lot less fat and sugar in them. I got used to it after barista oat milk and now I prefer the more coffee-y taste of my coffee tbh

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I agree. My preference goes oat then whole. I like the nuttiness that the oat milk adds. Local café was doing a monthly special, and they’re the best in the county so I tried it. It became my regular order.

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I just made a smoothie with a frozen berry blend I got from Costco. Yep, I used oatmilk

I don’t think this story/tweet is real. Or maybe just the misunderstanding that the restaurant didn’t have oat milk on hand.

Totally agreed that oat milk superior flavor for many different applications. Milk from a tiyty just ain’t it for smoothies and stuff. I don’t make any smoothies with animal milk.

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“I am not a vegan but”

HAHAAH, INSERT FUNNY THEY TELL YOU JOKE!!1!

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Have you looked at the ingredients of oat milk?

It’s water with vegetable oil and just enough oats for the taste.

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I’m lactose intolerant. What’s your point?

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My point is, that oat milk lattes are not the “best” lattes, they’re oily not creamy, and that the flavor of oats does not align with coffee.

I’m diabetic and have to avoid lactose too, amongst many other things.

Oat milk might be a fine beverage, if you’re into oily watery horse food, but a substitute for proper milk it is not.

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Have you seen what they feed cows? Think I’ll stick with the oats and vegetable oil 😉

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0 points

You mean grass?

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2 points

The one I drink has 11%, which seems plenty. At some point it’d become thin porridge, and I don’t want to drink that.

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92 points

We wanted to order pizza and I told my girlfriend (who is Italian) that I might order Pizza Hawaii. Her reflexes kicked in and she bit me.

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So tasty that she had to get at the residuals

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8 points

This does qualify as blasphemy.

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17 points

Cook carbonara with cream next

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10 points

I like Pizza Hawaii, that doesn’t mean I’m a war criminal.

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Is calling it Pizza Hawaii new? Seen it three times in this thread but I’ve never seen it anywhere before. Usually people just say Hawaiian pizza. Which is the inferior version of pineapple on Pizza by the way.

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Make it with powdered eggs and American bacon to capture the pure, traditional heritage of the dish.

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I’m pretty sure the Italians would take the war criminal over you.

Source: food debates with Italian friends

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I’m curious what part of the world you’re from? I’ve never seen it phrased as “Pizza Hawaii” and it hits my brain like a wall just the same as hearing “Pizza Margarita”.

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Oh my Gucciness, my mom did that while I was growing up. I learned how to get my carbonara on when I moved to Europe. Damn, I love the traditional carbonara.

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Now go to Rome and get it there. I really miss proper carbonara and Amatriciana after moving from Rome to northern Italy.

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14 points

Shes a keeper.

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5 points

Once in Italy my wife tried ordering a pizza with chicken and they just straight up laughed at her and said ‘Not in Italy!’, but like… not in a mean way.

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4 points

Now show her this (hint: top-left corner).

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3 points

Well yeah, nobody calls it that. It’s Hawaiian Pizza.

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7 points

“Nobody”

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1 point

Is it just in Germany then?

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59 points

I’m a french vegetarian living in France after living 6 years in Scotland, France is years behind on the diet inclusion issue, I was shocked how difficult it was to find a place to eat out in Paris, way too many cafe/restaurant/etc… gets defensive and refuse to serve you if you don’t have the “historical diet” (whatever that means) of france, and a lot of them don’t offer any “common alternative diet” options on the menu. And it’s not better outside of Paris.

Then of course there are some great places that try to include everyone regardless of their diet, and they are increasing in numbers, but they are still the exception rather than the norm which is a shame.

If you ever goes in Paris and looking for a fully vegetarian classy restaurant, I recommand “Polichinelle”, it’s a bit on the expensive side (~50 euro/person), but it’s high level cuisine, and for a special occasion it’s really worth it.

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Italy is just as bad with this kind of stuff, at least in my experience. I’m not even vegan or vegetarian, but I saw it happen a lot when I was there. They had the same kind of “historical diet” excuse, and I’m sitting here thinking “you fuckers didn’t even get tomatoes until the 16th century and now you’re acting like you invented them.”

I hate food purists so much.

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9 points

Not many vegan options around, but one place in Sorrento made me the best vegan pizza I ever had when I asked (there was nothing vegan on the menu). No vegan cheese necessary, I think it was the crust and oil that made it. Got bored of the same tomato pasta item every night at the hotel though.

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8 points

One of the most basic pizza, the marinara (tomato, oil, garlic, oregano) is technically vegan and any pizzeria worth its name will have it on the menu.

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Never been to Italy, but I expected it would be even worse over there, Italians are often very invested in their opinion about food😄 some of my Italian friends can spend the whole meal debating about what they are eating

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3 points

Pasta too lol Cut it with the knife and you get to eat for free… until they kick you out

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All of Europe is highly anti veg. As it should be.

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6 points

Proof: just trust me bro.

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You’ll be hard-pressed to find a German restaurant without a good choice of vegetarian options and at least some vegan ones. Germany is about 2% vegan, 10% ovo-lacto-vegetarian, and 55% flexitarian. That’s 67% of the population having an active look at those choices and you’d be very out of place with “if there’s no meat it’s not food” comments. You just insulted a huge number of quite cherished traditional dishes.

Go on, go, go to Swabia and say that Käsespätzle are not food. I’m waiting. They’ll probably lock you into a madhouse.

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7 points

A French person decrying the lack of quality food in Paris in comparison to Scotland. British cuisine is truly amazing.

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Haha, Indeed the irony is at its maximum. Although, I think haggis was pretty good (even the vegetarian version)

While I’m talking about it, have you guys seen the documentaries about wild haggis ? https://youtu.be/tvLXG4_SoO4

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The French are actually quite conservative in many ways.

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46 points

That is the standard response in France, I’m surprise that waiter was so polite about it.

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