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Don’t even get me started on birds; they are not real, and don’t even start quoting bird law to prove that they are.[1]


  1. [1] It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia | Bird Law [01:47 | JUL 23 2020 | FX Networks] | “For all your avian-related legal needs.” ↩︎

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4 points

Hans Wormhat, is that you?

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No, but he does appear in my dreams![1]


  1. [1]Wormhat for Charlie Always Sunny s6e10 [00:38 | APR 29 2018 | Rachel Reynolds] https://youtu.be/4VjAvGIckN4 | different kinds of worm hats on always sunny ↩︎

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It does not help that the CIA actually did that to a cat.

Yes, they did manage to surgically implant a cat with a microphone and transceiver, no, it was not actually able to listen in on any conversations, when it was deployed on its first mission it ran off and got hit by a car.

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6 points

I already know about this one, but especially when put like this it sounds just so stupid

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2 points

I can neither confirm nor deny whether this was done in the time time frame or by the same staff which were slipping LSD into other agent’s coffee without their knowledge

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24 points

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13 points

Fucking eggs come out of its arse!

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8 points

Fuckin jammy bastard

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67 points

“wings don’t even flap” got me bad.

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  • Volatile, flammable metal
  • WW1 German bio chemical weapon
  • Put them together and they make food tasty

who the fuck comes up with this shit

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9 points

Hold on, what?

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I’m thinking sodium (salt) and mustard (gas)?

Edit: I’m wrong

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39 points

My guess was Sodium and Chlorine, because NaCl is table salt

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32 points

Fucking add charcoal to metal. The metal gets harder. WTF.

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11 points

do not kinkshame the metal

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10 points

I dislike this because some people are saying that shit as jokes but some people are going to take it seriously. I can already imagine the “farms aren’t real” conspiracy nutjobs

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19 points

5g/WiFi is bad for your health/mind control technology!

Proceeds to use WiFi and or 5G to upload conspiracy tiktok stating this.

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14 points

The government is monitoring you!!!

Uploads to Facebook

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6 points

Noob. Get those Ethernet cables.

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3 points

Farms-aren’t-real people are gonna find out the hard way someday.

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Everything, even the most innocuous and obvious jokes, that could be used to make dummies distrust “the official narrative” will be abused by bad actors for their propaganda. It starts with “birds aren’t real” and ends with “the election was stolen, you need to kill those who we tell you did it”. That’s why nowadays I can’t laugh at stuff like this anymore. We’re too far into the post-facts spiral which serves nobody but the fascists.

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