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They're bullshitting us(lemmy.world)

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magnetosphere@fedia.io
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“wings don’t even flap” got me bad.

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rtxn@lemmy.world
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  • Volatile, flammable metal
  • WW1 German bio chemical weapon
  • Put them together and they make food tasty

who the fuck comes up with this shit

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Wogi@lemmy.world
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Fucking add charcoal to metal. The metal gets harder. WTF.

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rtxn@lemmy.world
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do not kinkshame the metal

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HKPiax@lemmy.world
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Hold on, what?

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can@sh.itjust.works
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I’m thinking sodium (salt) and mustard (gas)?

Edit: I’m wrong

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Magicalus@discuss.tchncs.de
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My guess was Sodium and Chlorine, because NaCl is table salt

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Agent641@lemmy.world
38 points

Put 80 sheep in a field

Next year, 160 sheep

You can’t explain that!

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jaybone@lemmy.world
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Sheep comes in, sheep comes out.

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luves2spooge@lemmy.world
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Obi@sopuli.xyz
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I knew I’d find this here! Everything is in order, move along citizens.

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PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee
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You would probably have around 200-220 sheep actually

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TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml
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Bassman1805@lemmy.world
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Fucking eggs come out of its arse!

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metaStatic@kbin.earth
8 points

Fuckin jammy bastard

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jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world
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Don’t even get me started on birds; they are not real, and don’t even start quoting bird law to prove that they are.[1]

  1. [1] It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia | Bird Law [01:47 | JUL 23 2020 | FX Networks] | “For all your avian-related legal needs.” ↩︎

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sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip
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It does not help that the CIA actually did that to a cat.

Yes, they did manage to surgically implant a cat with a microphone and transceiver, no, it was not actually able to listen in on any conversations, when it was deployed on its first mission it ran off and got hit by a car.

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Jimbo@yiffit.net
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I already know about this one, but especially when put like this it sounds just so stupid

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sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip
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I can neither confirm nor deny whether this was done in the time time frame or by the same staff which were slipping LSD into other agent’s coffee without their knowledge

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macniel@feddit.org
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Hans Wormhat, is that you?

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jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world
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No, but he does appear in my dreams![1]

  1. [1]Wormhat for Charlie Always Sunny s6e10 [00:38 | APR 29 2018 | Rachel Reynolds] https://youtu.be/4VjAvGIckN4 | different kinds of worm hats on always sunny ↩︎

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