(this was from a couple of years ago, and they did find the guy: https://6abc.com/old-bridge-new-jersey-pasta-dump-spaghetti-mystery-nj-charges/13302928/ )
It’s a nest. This is where Italians are born.
Some guy REALLY didn’t know how much spaghetti to make for four people.
How do we know it isn’t a naturally growing pile of pasta?
This was actually the flying spaghetti monster, but some Piney bastard was too afraid of his noodelyness and opened fire…
“It’s a-me.”, the man confessed.
Pasta 19:1: The heavens declare the glory of spaghetti; the skies proclaim the work of His noodly appendages.
Oh Great Glob
Send forth your wriggly, jiggly, noodly appendages for your touch does inspire much Globliness
For Cleaniness is closer to Globliness
Our Father, who art in saucepans,
hallowed be thy name;
thy spaghetti come;
thy will be done;
on earth as it is in New Jersey.
Give us this day our garlic bread.
And forgive us our passatas,
as we forgive those who masala against us.
And lead us not into rice tasting;
but deliver us from weevils.
For thine is the pasta,
the meatballs, and the gravy
for ever and ever.
Ramen.