Based on that photo I expected the woman lessons to be “fight, bleed, groan” too.
I fight bleed and groan monthly 🤷♀️
that’s why you don’t need to be taught those things. you need lessons on long hair and pink
That phone # is for a Denny’s in LA too.
“Hi, can you teach my daughter to long hair?”
“Sir, this is a Denny’s.”
Why do men need to learn to groan? Are they giving birth?
Never have I heard someone quite as well capture the appropriate sound to make when you’ve achieved “yeah sex is great but have ya…” for gushing over all the specs that make something you’re showing off so awesome.
It works for cars, it works for stereo systems, it works for a new smoothie blender, it even works for the wildly unhealthy recipe you invented that’s dripping the most decadent yet delicious shit you could cram into it before serving it to your friends like you make Gordon Ramsey look like a Killer Cook.
Maybe, but have you ever heard anyone else do it? Would YOU do it? If you heard a friend excitedly Tim Allen grunt, would you ever really look at them the same?
I’m a man, and I’d like to learn how to pink.
Blue used to be for girls as it was seen as more “dainty,” while pink used to be associated with boys as it was seen as the stronger color. It didn’t change until the 1950s when some big advertising campaigns pushed pink as a feminine color exclusively for girls.
Red was the manly color, it was seen as regal. So light red (pink) was the color of the boys. Blue was the color of the virgin Mary and light blue used for femal children.
Yeah pink was man’s colour because it is the colour of just cooked steak.
