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Am I the only one that finds the whole “fake British words” genre of meme painfully unfunny?

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Maybe if Brits would stop saying ridiculous things lol

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You go enjoy your hushpuppies, elephant ears, bear claws, snickerdoodles and hootenannies.

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All those fixins at a hootenanny sounds like my kind of shindig!

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10 points

You have to say snoggletarts out loud with a British accent.

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3 points

Benedict Cumberbatches

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56 points

Tim bits is what we use in Canada

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What? They’re donut holes, Timbits is only from Tim hortons, that’s a trademark name.

It would be like calling all breakfast sandwiches McMuffins dude.

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Google, xerox, velcro, escalator are all trademark names as well, but people use them in a general sense. Sometimes trademark names become so popular that they get used in a general way, I don’t know what’s confusing you, this is a fairly common phenomenon

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There’s plenty of examples of trademark names being used generically. Coke, hoover, Jacuzzi

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Which isn’t the case with donut holes, it used to be because Tim hortons was the only place, that’s stopped being changed over a decade ago.

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Bullshit, I’ve never directly asked my drug dealer for coke, we use code words.

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8 points

Let me photoshop this picture of a kleenex to look like it’s stuck to a velcro strip…

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10 points

Or like calling all facial tissue “kleenex”

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Yeah that’s stupid that’d be like calling printable camera film a Polaroid. NO ONE would EVER do that!!!

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Show a Canadian this picture, ask them what it is, and you will get a 99.9% answer of Tim bits.

You may be technically correct, but you’re wrong. Lol.

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Sure, let’s go down to McDonald’s and get “timbits”.

That was because tim hortons was the only place for a while, that’s stopped being the case about a decade ago when other places started offering them too.

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Guess I’m the 0.1%

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Sorry dude, they’re timbits

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A decade ago when Tim’s was the only place that had them sure, thats changed since.

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I’ve never once heard anyone ever refer to them as anything other than “Timbits”, just as I’ve never heard anyone ask me to pass them a “facial tissue”, and I’ve never heard of “hook and loop fastener” shoes. The word got genericized.

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That was because Tim’s was the only place, that’s since been changed a decade ago and hasn’t been the case since then.

It’s not a genericized term like Kleenex and escalator, sorry.

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21 points

Or all hook and loop, velcro.

Or all cotton swabs, q-tips.

Or all face tissues, kleenex.

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They’re called ‘timbits’ to honour the founder who died in a horrific car accident. All that was left of him were bits of Tim.

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I think you could even convince English people that “merry fizzlebombs” and “upsy stairsies” are some kind of regional slang. Might even get away with “breaddystack” or “rickedy-pop” if you play your cards right.

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None of these would surprise me given ij baby/toddler context!

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I’ll come up the apples and have a butchers, but if you’re telling porkies then there’s gonna be some argy bargy.

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The inclusion of a rape joke made this go from funny to unfunny so quickly.

Granted this was from 2010, and we were all making terrible jokes back then.

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in French: pets de nonne (nun’s farts)

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France really is doing it to itself

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