80 points

To be honest, they should be called “Donut Plugs”

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31 points

Mouth beads

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4 points

But then 5 of them would need to be connected in a line, right?

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2 points

And oral beads would be more accurate

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11 points

Donut bungs.

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5 points

Donut swarf.

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4 points

Make sure yours are flared before you eat them or they could get stuck

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68 points

In the UK these are called doughnuts.

The presence of a hole isnt a pre-requisite to being deemed a doughnut here.

Calling something that has zero holes a ‘donut hole’, will absolutely have a local refer to you as a doughnut tho…

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It’s called a doughnut hole because it’s implied to be the piece of dough that was punched out to make a regular circular doughnut that has a hole in it.

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Oh I understand that. I was just being facetious; my point was more to do with the definition of a hole, and how it’s used here to describe something that definitely is not a hole.

If we’re pedantic, then the doughnut hole is the middle bit of the original doughnut, now that this part has been punched out.

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5 points

Doughnuts are typically made from a straight piece of dough shaped into a circle, not a hole punched.

Doughnut holes are usually just bits of the dough, prior to forming into a circle, that’s cut up and fried

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1 point

🙏

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4 points

But how do you differentiate between a doughnut ( o ) and a doughnut o. I’d be so pissed if I asked for a doughnut and someone handed me this tiny shit.

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7 points

One without a hole is a doughnut. One with is a doughnut ring.

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56 points

Tim bits is what we use in Canada

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What? They’re donut holes, Timbits is only from Tim hortons, that’s a trademark name.

It would be like calling all breakfast sandwiches McMuffins dude.

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46 points

Show a Canadian this picture, ask them what it is, and you will get a 99.9% answer of Tim bits.

You may be technically correct, but you’re wrong. Lol.

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Guess I’m the 0.1%

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Sure, let’s go down to McDonald’s and get “timbits”.

That was because tim hortons was the only place for a while, that’s stopped being the case about a decade ago when other places started offering them too.

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I’ve never once heard anyone ever refer to them as anything other than “Timbits”, just as I’ve never heard anyone ask me to pass them a “facial tissue”, and I’ve never heard of “hook and loop fastener” shoes. The word got genericized.

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That was because Tim’s was the only place, that’s since been changed a decade ago and hasn’t been the case since then.

It’s not a genericized term like Kleenex and escalator, sorry.

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21 points

Sorry dude, they’re timbits

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A decade ago when Tim’s was the only place that had them sure, thats changed since.

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21 points

Or all hook and loop, velcro.

Or all cotton swabs, q-tips.

Or all face tissues, kleenex.

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17 points

There’s plenty of examples of trademark names being used generically. Coke, hoover, Jacuzzi

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14 points

Bullshit, I’ve never directly asked my drug dealer for coke, we use code words.

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Which isn’t the case with donut holes, it used to be because Tim hortons was the only place, that’s stopped being changed over a decade ago.

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12 points

They’re called ‘timbits’ to honour the founder who died in a horrific car accident. All that was left of him were bits of Tim.

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11 points

Yeah that’s stupid that’d be like calling printable camera film a Polaroid. NO ONE would EVER do that!!!

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10 points

Or like calling all facial tissue “kleenex”

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8 points

Let me photoshop this picture of a kleenex to look like it’s stuck to a velcro strip…

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Google, xerox, velcro, escalator are all trademark names as well, but people use them in a general sense. Sometimes trademark names become so popular that they get used in a general way, I don’t know what’s confusing you, this is a fairly common phenomenon

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I think you could even convince English people that “merry fizzlebombs” and “upsy stairsies” are some kind of regional slang. Might even get away with “breaddystack” or “rickedy-pop” if you play your cards right.

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2 points

I’ll come up the apples and have a butchers, but if you’re telling porkies then there’s gonna be some argy bargy.

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3 points

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None of these would surprise me given ij baby/toddler context!

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1 point

The inclusion of a rape joke made this go from funny to unfunny so quickly.

Granted this was from 2010, and we were all making terrible jokes back then.

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36 points

Timbits. even if they are not form Timmy’s

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3 points

Dunkin Donuts called them Munchkins, so I sometimes call any donut roles Munchkins.

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6 points

All my adhesive bandages are band-aids

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3 points

Tim Horton’s sucks now so they should always be “not from Timmy’s”

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