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I’m white and it’s never occured to me to put any bread ties on any windowsills… Have I been missing out? Does that accomplish some sort of goal? 🧐

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No lie, mine always end up there if they don’t get trashed immediately.

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yes if your goal is to amass bread ties on your windowsill ;-)

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But why? I usually throw them away. Or I put them in the junk drawer for a few years in case I find another use for them and THEN throw them away when I clean out the junk drawer… Do they have some kind of hidden potential I’m not aware of? Does leaving them on a windowsill somehow change their properties?

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I swear this is the strangest racism I’ve seen in a while

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I have never seen anybody do that. All white people know that bread ties are cat toys.

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Maybe the cats are the ones putting them on the window sill?

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5 points

Those and milk bottle rings.

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In this house we throw away the bread ties and leave the bread exposed to open air so it gets stale and feeds flies

I don’t do that, but the others in this house do and holy fuck it pisses me off

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Just twist the bag and fold it under. That way you can more quickly access the bread.

If you don’t use enough bread to finish the bag before it goes stale, store it in the fridge.

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Yeah that’s my strategy as soon as I spot it, but I often stumble upon the scene of the crime way too late.

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Or store it in the freezer, and then toast it to thaw it. You’ll get toast in the end, not straight bread, but hey, suuuper long shelf life. Allows you to stock up too. :)

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Buy unsliced bread. It’ll last longer and piss everyone off

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It’s not “Windows III”

It’s Windows 3.11

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