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Mario for president(i.postimg.cc)

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🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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Mario Party would make the country even more divided… 😮‍💨

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AItoothbrush@lemmy.zip
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Nah hes an immigrant, he has zero chances

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ZeroTemp@lemmy.world
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Mario and Luigi were born and raised in Brooklyn.

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ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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What about the Lemon Party?

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metaStatic@kbin.earth
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they already said Republican party

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udon@lemmy.world
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Republican brain should be depicted as considerably smaller though

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1rre@discuss.tchncs.de
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The Democrats stood behind a zombie for way longer than they should have… I think the politicians in the party are just as small brain

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takeda@lemmy.world
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Maybe the brain got swollen from all that horse paste?

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Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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I don’t know WHAT you’re talking about! Yes, the democratic party and the republican party both yell and scream…but there is a lot of screaming with Mario Party too!

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN I LOST MY STAR TO MOTHER FUCKING DONKEY KONG???!!! I WAS JUST SITTING HERE, AND PEACH LANDS ON CHANCE TIME, AND NOW I’M OUT A STAR??? THATS BULLSHIT!!!”

And then you stab your friend in the knee with a fork.

Mario Party gets violent when you drink. Best to stick to Mario Kart. Nobody ever got hurt drinking and driving.

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boredtortoise@lemm.ee
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Tax the rich with blue shells

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BudgetBandit@sh.itjust.works
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Dude of mine and I are some hard video game masochists and love hard games. We play Mario party superstars as 5 people, him and I sharing a pair of joy cons. And we get slightly drunj before we start, like a Maß for the both of us, the we proceed to drink while playing.

This made us realize: most of the games are playable with either the left or the right hand

We spend 90% of those games where we both have control over the character just laughing

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