Dolphins? Couches? Potato salad? Does this guy just go around sticking his dick in stuff?
I saw that there reports he didn’t fuck a couch, then someone shared an interview where he said he did… Did Republicans even try to dig shit on this guy!!!
Of course the couch didn’t cum, it’s a fucking couch. What’s wrong with you people?!
They had to retract that report, because they could not verify that he’s not a sectional predator.
Waaaaaait there’s video of this? Also, what’s all this about potato salad‽
I read his book. It read about like he just shoved his dick in a typewriter and flopped it around for a few hundred pages.
Back in my day, that would have been impossible without some kind of penile injury as you probably would have needed to slam that thang pretty good on every key. People now-a-days are spoiled because their keyboards are so sensitive. You could even sneeze and type something from a microphone type writer.
“If this gonna be that kinda party, imma stick my dick in the mashed potatoes”
