This is absolutely ignorable “neck-beard who has never had sex and frequently attends Smash Brothers tournaments” advice.
Please, don’t do this. It doesn’t work like this.
Yes thats true. It is a fantastic game. But you know as well as I do that Smash Brothers tournaments have quite the reputation for smelly attendees. Like, even worse than anime conventions, and I like anime too.
No, it works! I’m surrounded by bitches every time I go out. They can’t stop sniffing by crotch and wagging their tails.