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I just found out the lady who cuts my dogs hair is a groomer. You just never know who you’re dealing with I guess.

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*emoticon used because the joke is funny NOT because of the implications of what the joke meant. Results may vary restrictions apply call your lawyer before making bold statements have a nice day

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This emoticon caused uneven tire wear! I’m suing!

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Sir please calm down we told you to get our one-year alignment guarantee

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WHAT? Y’all are driving your cars around on Lemmy rotors/axels/wheels? Lemmy isn’t strong enough, this is not its intended use!

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